Chris Goes to Coachella

Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Studio71

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So this, Colby- Black Colby-Spills literally everywhere,
0:04.3	including the two people in front of me's perfectly pressed,
0:09.2	no wrinkle in sight, white linen suits and dress.
0:13.0	Oh, well, why would you wear that?
0:14.7	The person turns around and it's Suddrak the Entertainer.
0:18.2	Oh, that's why.
0:20.4	Because he's Suddrak the Entertainer.
0:26.1	Hey, ladies.
0:27.3	So we are coming back from Challa.
0:30.0	No, I'm kidding.
0:31.0	Oh, all the dust.
0:32.9	I didn't have a mask.
0:34.3	Welcome back to Don't Mass.
0:36.0	I'm Chris Clemens.
0:37.3	I'm Coach Ella Steen.
0:40.9	I'm coach and she's Ella.
0:43.2	Yeah, you are coach class.
0:45.2	Oh, yeah, you are in fucking steerage.
0:48.0	Oh, my gosh.
0:48.9	I'm on the fucking, I'm dining with the captain in the Titanic.
0:52.7	Okay, well, spoiler alert.
0:54.2	That's going down.
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