The Only Oscars Recap You Need

Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Studio71

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've just sold my car.
0:02.0	All right.
0:03.0	I got a court in 30 seconds from We Buy Any Car,
0:06.0	drove to my local branch in 13 minutes,
0:08.0	and cash is getting sent to my bank.
0:10.0	Oh, nice.
0:11.0	Just sold my car.
0:13.0	To We Buy Any Car.
0:15.0	Just sold my car.
0:17.0	To We Buy Any Car.
0:19.0	To find out how much your car's worth in 30 seconds,
0:21.0	enter your region on the now, at WeByanicar.com.
0:26.0	Admin Fee may apply for more information
0:28.0	on WeByanicar.com.
0:30.0	Oh, Casey Musgraves.
0:32.0	I don't like it.
0:33.0	It looks like a weird little 70s haunted bed dress,
0:37.0	like the extra sister she comes down to.
0:39.0	She pees on the floor during the dinner party.
0:42.0	Hi, guys.
0:43.0	Welcome to Don't Mass.
0:45.0	I am Christine Sidelko.
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