There's a conspiracy there that Beyoncé kidnapped Sia.

The hashtag, save Sia, built stream among Brazilian fans in 2016

after they became convinced Beyoncé was holding Sia captive for songwriting purposes.

One person hilariously interpreted Sia's tweet,

hope everyone likes pancakes as a cry for H-E-E-L-P.

Hope everyone likes pancakes.

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And I'm Chris Clemens.

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Episode money.

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Hey, everybody. What is up? Welcome back to Don't Mass.

My name is Chris Clemens. I'm Chris Crammonds.

Yep. And we have a special guest.

We have me. No, let me fucking introduce Andrew.

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