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Dear Hank & John


Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, Philosophy, Education, Self-improvement, Advice, Humor, Space, Improv, 770430, Life, Soccer, John Green, Brothers, Heartfelt, Authors, Hank Green, Mars, Youtube, Dear Hank And John, Vlogbrothers, Conversations, People, Social Media, Itunes:https://feeds.simplecast.com/9yni3wal, Pop Culture, Green Brothers

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Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

388 Episodes

386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? Why do batteries bounce when they're dead?

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2024

385: Duology

What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? Did astronauts know about low gravity on the moon before they got there?

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

384: A Martian Ocean

How do you stop caring whether people like you?35:51.395 Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Has humanity peed an entire ocean yet?

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2024

383: The College Freaktacular

How do I choose what college to apply to? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What do I do after college?

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2024

382: Dental Spider-bots

Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math?

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2024

381: Until Oblivion Hits

Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? Are we doing anything tonight?

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2024

380: GreenChat 2024

What's up with the Green brothers in 2024?

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2024

379: Rainbow Moon

Where is the bit line? Why are some jenga blocks harder to pull than others? Would the moon be the same brightness if it was a different color?

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2023

378: Pelican Dream Chat

Are orcas the only animals that sink ships? Will vodka give flowers a second wind? What pelican-related dreams have you had?

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2023

377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version

How do I get my significant other on board with Taylor Swift? Would Taylor Swift be a good president? What's your opinion on Napoleon Dynamite?

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2023

376: Death of the Dad Joke

Do my pets have better circulation than me? What's the organizational structure of an anarchy club? How do I return a key to someone I don't talk to anymore?

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2023

375: The Water Episode

Why is unsalted water called freshwater? How long would it take to drink a swimming pool? How do I gently reject a fish?

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2023

374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic

Hey, what's up with the podcast now? And how do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel?

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2023

373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!)

Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food?

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?

What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months?

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2023

371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno

How do I find meaning in life? f Neanderthals were around today, would they understand memes? Where is it 5 o'clock right now?

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2023

370: Solving a Space Murder (w/ Sam Reich!)

Should cars have two horns? Why are humans the only animal that uses toilet paper? How do cowboys say goodbye?

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2023

369: Now It Gets German (w/Sarah Urist Green!)

Where does the word delete come from? Could a potato take a picture? What shoes are best at deflecting cleats?

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2023

368: Cowboys Through and Through (w/ Roman Mars!)

Are roaches a moral failing? How do they do surgery on a fish? Why do only old people like stinky cheese?

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2023

367: Sharkface Unicycle Boy

Do fish get thirsty? What are some alternatives to "Sun's Out, Guns Out"? What's the next big sick?

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2023

366: Just Science Day (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

What does water smell like? Is my perception of time related to my heart rate? Why can't I smell ants?

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2023

365: Some Guy Died in This House

Are there any liquid planets? Why do I like crickety leg rubbing? What do I wear to an orchestral Ratatouille event?

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2023

364: Yourami

Why do we put butter in that thing in our fridges? What's the best donut you've ever had? How do I make a Dr Pepper cheesecake?

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2023

364: Yourami (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

Why do we put butter in that thing in our fridges? What's the best donut you've ever had? How do I make a Dr Pepper cheesecake?

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2023

363: What is Sadness, Even, To a Mouse?

Do mouse burp? Does skiing get better? What's the loudest a sound could be?

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2023

362: Time and Cheese Grater

Can I use eggwater for coffee? How many pancakes are required for a stack? What's some good cheese-grating small talk?

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2023

361: The Murky Passions

Why can't I sneeze on command? Does every region have their own secret sodas? Why don't people say things are going North?

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2023

360: Katherine's Question Challenge

Can fish see water? How do you decide what to write about? How many questions can two brothers answer in a single podcast episode?

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2023

359: Converted to Goldendoodles

Did people used to think they would die of colds? What does "have a good one" mean? When can I compliment a stranger?

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2023

358: My Heart Muscle's Chiseled

What person growth have you seen in your life? Why doesn't my heart feel sore after exercise?

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2023

357: Who Should Come But The News

Which uncle is most likely to underpay you? How do eyes wear a sundress? What are your New Year's Hot Takes?

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2022

356: Screaming in a Large Space

What can I do in an empty library? Can a horse and a dinosaur have kids? Is the sun up there silently screaming for all eternity?

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2022

355: The Spy Who Traumatized Me

Does it really take one to know one? What do I say when I hand someone blood? How do I keep my impact in perspective?

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2022

354: Major Major Major Major

Why aren't people over 18 called majors? How does irradiation work? How long have artichokes been around?

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2022

353: Good for the Gaggle

What would you do with $44 billion? How important are consistent beliefs? Who decides collective nouns?

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2022

352: Self-Serving Sarcophagi (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

Who decides how a name is pronounced? What would you preserve for the future? Have you purchased your burial plots yet?

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2022

351: Sphere the Atmos

Why is it harder to wake up during inclement weather? What's the difference between an -ology and an -onomy? Where should I get my next tattoo?

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2022

350: Fully Two Selves

Where does paper go when you cut it? Were silent letters always silent? Why do you only smell smells when you inhale?

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2022

349: The Rooster Gauntlet

What would happen to a dead body on the moon? Where could I live that is furthest away from venomous creatures? How do I be brave in the dark?

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2022

348: Good Old Demily

No questions this week! Just a real human conversation about pilfered lemurs, secret playlists, and past mortifications.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2022

347: The Ultimate Stalemate, Emotionally (w/ Mark Watson!)

Could you break out of a giant pickle? How do I pretend I know what someone's talking about? How do I handle people who don't like Rocky Horror?

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2022

346: Pete's A John

Is time just an increase in entropy? How do you handle pizza emergencies? What beverage do we leave out on Pizzamas Eve?

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2022

345: Did He Have Rats?

Is stomach acid inside our bodies or outside our tubes? How do bats aim poop? How do La Croixs get their flavor?

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2022

344: A Film of Scuzz

Would being caught just before hitting the ground still hurt? Where does the air inside of bell peppers come from? How do you get better at trivia?

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2022

343: Raccoonanity

How often does the moon go around the Earth? Are bugs alright? What is the animal version of "humanity"?

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2022

342: Recovered Ancient Knowledge

How do I house sit for 100 ducks? How do I move a tectonic plate? How do power lines explode balloons but not birds?

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2022

341: Juice the Cloud (w/ Randall Munroe!)

What if an asteroid hit a volcano that was ready to erupt? Would a rocket and a bullet go through Jupiter's center? Would you tell anyone if you found oil on Mars?

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2022

340: Blame the Bird

HIs the Earth really round? How do I find out about food recalls? Why are the planets different at different distances from the sun?

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2022

339: Every Building is a Vehicle (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan!)

How does something absorb light? Is it okay to disagree with movie reviews? Is it bad luck to open an umbrella in a car?

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2022

338: The Stupidest Birds in the Forest

How do I respond to decade old bread texts? How do woodpeckers not get concussions? Would Earth's destruction be bad for Mars?

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2022

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