372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana?
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months? Hank and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! |
| 0:07.0 | This is very weird to do the intro. |
| 0:10.0 | That's right! |
| 0:11.0 | Or is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:13.0 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:15.0 | give you DB a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:18.0 | John, did you know that you can get rid of most cancers with just a water gun? |
| 0:21.0 | Oh, is that so? |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, it works on Libras and Capricorns as well. |
| 0:28.0 | Wait, what? |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, you mean like, I... |
| 0:32.0 | Okay, first off, I'm not going to workshop your joke because you have cancer. |
| 0:37.0 | And it wouldn't be appropriate. |
| 0:40.0 | Secondly, I do have some notes. |
| 0:46.0 | What? I think it works. |
| 0:48.0 | I tried this on someone else and it also failed, but to me it's a good joke. |
| 0:53.0 | It's the get rid of because that implies like a level of elimination or like complete killing. |
| 1:01.0 | And then like I've got to reimagine this as just like force them to depart from within 50 feet of me. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, as the definition of get rid of. |
| 1:12.0 | So I think the place to look... |
| 1:14.0 | The get rid of is the problem. |
| 1:15.0 | Is the get rid of. |
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