411: You’ve Gotta’ Optimize

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Can sharks get tuberculosis? Why create your own products rather than promote existing products? Where did I exist before I was born? How do I deal with fear of missing out on memes? Is this a sleep podcast or a workout podcast? How do bones heal? Why are envelopes the size they are? How big and dense are neutron stars? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:09.5	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:12.2	Yours, I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:14.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:16.3	give you to BS advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:20.6	John, have you ever done that thing where you turn your camera on, but you actually turned it off,
0:25.6	and then you turn it off, and then you try and film something, and then you turn it off,
0:29.5	and then you get like a 20-minute video of just your feet?
0:33.9	I've done this, yes.
0:35.8	That's some pretty good footage, though.
0:37.8	Oh, God.
0:39.5	Hold on, I have to unzip my jacket.
0:42.5	So if you're watching this on the Patreon, if you subscribe to our Patreon, you can get a...
0:48.2	You can get the video version.
0:49.5	You can see John Zipping his jacket.
0:52.1	You can see me unziping his jacket.
0:53.8	But otherwise, you just have to sort of, it's like a radio
0:56.3	play, you know?
0:57.3	Yeah.
0:57.8	You just got to believe that I'm doing it.
0:59.7	And he unzipped his jacket.
1:01.0	He's wearing, as he wore his AFC Wimbledon cap, he's wearing, as he wore his AFC Wimbledon
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