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376: Death of the Dad Joke

Or as I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you some advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

How much how much how many like holes in your Swiss cheese would there have to be before you were like actually this is kind of a rip-off?

Well, as it happens, I don't like Swiss cheese because I feel like it's kind of a rip-off.

Is it, is it, you're like, that's a lot of air I'm buying.

Yeah, no, like I, if I bought cheddar, I'd get...

Every other cheese has figured this problem out.

Yeah, they're using it as a selling point.

It's like if I bought a burger and they were like, oh, it it as a selling point.

It's like if I bought a burger and they were like,

It's a fancy kind of beef you can't get without holes in it.

But I'd be like, I don't want the holes, I want a burger.

Yeah. If I wanted to eat air, wait, is this the new thing where you ask me a question and it's not a dad joke? I'm waiting for punchline but what if there is no punchline maybe this is the new bit

This is no punchline. No this is amazing. I love this I'm legitimately

Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

0:00.0	Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Or as I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you some advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.0	John I have a question for you.
0:17.0	Yeah great I love questions.
0:19.0	How much how much how many like holes in your Swiss cheese would there have to be before you were like actually this is kind of a rip-off?
0:30.0	Well, as it happens, I don't like Swiss cheese because I feel like it's kind of a rip-off.
0:35.0	Is it, is it, you're like, that's a lot of air I'm buying.
0:39.0	Yeah, no, like I, if I bought cheddar, I'd get...
0:42.0	Every other cheese has figured this problem out.
0:44.0	Yeah, more cheese for my cheese.
0:47.0	And Swiss cheese is like, what if?
0:50.0	Yeah, they're using it as a selling point.
0:52.0	It's like if I bought a burger and they were like, oh, it it as a selling point.
0:52.6	It's like if I bought a burger and they were like,
0:54.4	oh, it's got a bunch of holes in it.
0:55.5	That makes it fancier.
0:56.5	It's a fancy kind of beef you can't get without holes in it.
0:59.7	Yeah, Swiss beef.
1:01.1	But I'd be like, I don't want the holes, I want a burger.
1:05.0	Yeah. If I wanted to eat air, wait, is this the new thing where you ask me a question and it's not a dad joke? I'm waiting for punchline but what if there is no punchline maybe this is the new bit
1:15.9	This is no punchline. No this is amazing. I love this I'm legitimately
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376: Death of the Dad Joke

Dear Hank & John

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