394: I Think Very Highly of Me (Live at VidCon!)
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Would John perform standup if it avoided inconveniencing someone? Which historical figure should be swapped with a dinosaur? Why is everyone so mad about Pluto? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Hank and John Green have answers in this live show.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to a Complexly Podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello! |
| 0:06.0 | Hello! |
| 0:08.0 | That's the ending song. |
| 0:10.0 | Greetings friends. |
| 0:12.0 | They've never done the intro to the ending song before. |
| 0:15.0 | Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John a podcast where we answer your questions |
| 0:21.1 | provide dubious advice bringing you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. I'm John Green I'm bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:23.8 | I'm John Green. |
| 0:24.4 | I'm joined by my co-host. |
| 0:29.0 | Hank Green, John. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.0 | What do you call a youtuber who's a werewolf? |
| 0:33.0 | A what, what, a like and subscribe? |
| 0:37.0 | Some of the people got it. |
| 0:40.0 | A like and subscribe. |
| 0:42.0 | Like and, like and subscribe like and |
| 0:43.2 | you know what I you know like entrop |
| 0:46.7 | that's another word for you for where wolf oh well no you weren't you weren't something every day, friends. |
| 0:55.0 | We're teaching. |
| 0:56.0 | It's a teaching moment. |
| 0:57.2 | Hey, so before we get to your questions, |
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