414: Tell Me What Your Pain Sounds Like

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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How do people determine if they have a high or low pain tolerance? Can John and Hank tell the difference between their writing styles? How can I find my joy in my teenhood? Why don’t astronomers know more confidently when and where space stuff will collide? What do I do about my sneezing newborn? Which of the books that John and Hank have written should you start with? Is Rax Roast Beef and Rax Pizza Buffet the same thing? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:09.4	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:12.3	Nor is I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:14.8	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:17.2	give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, apparently at pretty different energies. John, did you know why Pauv's hair is so
0:28.7	soft? No, why is Pobloff's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it. Oh, yes, he did. He did. He
0:36.6	reminded it daily that if it waited for a certain moment, it might just get a reward.
0:42.9	And then it salivated all over itself.
0:46.1	Yes.
0:46.5	That made it soft.
0:47.6	How glad are we that hair does not salivate?
0:52.0	Oh, huge win.
0:53.4	How much worse would that make everything?
0:55.4	It does sweat.
0:58.2	It is like up there with a bunch of sweat.
1:00.3	It will wet itself.
1:02.5	Yeah, but it doesn't sweat itself.
1:04.7	It's not like the sweat comes out of the end of the hair.
1:08.1	No, but I bet if the body could have figured it how to do it, it would have.
1:12.3	I recently did a tremendous deep dive on keratin, and I can't tell you all about it right now
1:18.8	because you won't care.
1:20.8	But when I, when I set it up, it's going to be great in a Hank's channel video that I'm
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