Top Flight Time Machine

Entering the belly of the beast, a parking risk, crisps, Beatles and other stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

(Rec: 24/6/20) Kev signs autographs, turns Taxi Driver, and slates his teammates – all part of his five-year plan. Plus Benny Hill.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

(Rec: 28/5/24) Laundry chat, chicken by-product payment, drink talk, air frying, and mentoring teens.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

The right side of history, 2026 mystery, household bells, school head stuff, and a dairy crimewave.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Christmas ads, the death of gags, an unwanted tummy comeback, abnormal stars, and Sam’s Corrie tour. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

(Rec: 17/6/20) Kev slouches and talks frankly about money again, and his good friend opens the wine. Meanwhile, Gunter Netzer launches the official Hamburg magazine...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

(Rec: 21/5/24) Idol sneers, Rotten misbehaves, Collins moves us, imperial phase A-ha, a Quo reminiscence, and an invention.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

A lazy weekend, more Live Aid thoughts, a murky Pope fact, natural grinding, and sad news.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

Bobble season, talk of assorted gigs, jungle chat, Bob Dylan Chinese agent, and a planned perverted pod.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

(Rec: 10/6/20) Money, German life confusion, a friendly red card, buckets of petrol, unpleasant meat, and eating a doughnut before you pay for it.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

(Rec: 16/5/24) We approach Eton, a proper TV presenter, violence from Roy, a fans exodus, xenophobia, Scottish hopes, and Tommy Tension.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

Seating issues, Vinted woe, dog cosmos, snout enlargement, animal MRIs, and a monkey opportunity.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

Marathon podding, the voice of political youth, Hitler’s shortcomings, an office party, and Taskmaster.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

(Rec: 3/6/20) Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

(Rec: 8/5/24) Bin Laden’s Powerpoint, embracing hypocrisy, manifesting Simon Bates, and egomaniacs in radio.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2025

Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Mucky coffee, cymbal rejection, more Live Aid style chat, the Sovereignty Squad, and David Lammy’s dis and dat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

(Rec: 23/10/19) This is it - the end. Kev settles his scores with the Cockney Mafia and looks back at a life well and truly lived. Thank you, Electric Mouse.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

(Rec: 30/4/24) Just the chart rundown, actually.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

Seven minutes of annoying echoing, retirement, chugging Rennie, saunas, Live Aid, and a Melchester game.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

(Rec: 16/10/19) A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

(Rec: 25/4/24) Healing wort, biblical eczema, the king of VAR, and Streaky falls foul of German hotel security.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2025

Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Bad parenting, repetition, McCartney in the 1970s, Japanese jail racism, Lagos chaos, and a fan origin story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

(Rec: 9/10/19) We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

(Rec: 15/4/24) Donkey tray, puzzling, two-pump commie sex, other riots, jeans frustration, a new dad pal, and clothing rules.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2025

Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, more Vinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

A name game, Sam’s trifle woe, fridge issues, big shops, shopping trolley cosplay, and the return of flares.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

(Rec: 2/10/19) Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

(Rec: 11/4/24) Hot Shot Hamish, a Millwall biscuit tour, a horse on Runaround, Mrs Styles, Roy lures Streaky via newspaper, and a competition.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

Saddertainment, a legal threat, anti-Womack radicalisation, a boot disaster, trifle, and a returning name formula.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

More Basran, small sweet treats, racist radio, sad dogs, Mother Shipton, extreme beauty, and Tuchel’s outburst.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

(Rec: 26/9/19 Kev’s Newcastle comeback falls foul of the Cockney Mafia as he tries to sign some of the game’s top stars. Plus night time phone calls and online player bids.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

(Rec: 3/4/24) Development deals, our fanzine, ‘cocaine’, ITV4’s loss, Allo Allo, and foreign footballers in Argos, and drone insults.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

More muscles content, Wogan, cosy Saturday night telly, phone logistics, big vs lanky, and a Peter Reid dream.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2025

Muscles Fortnight updates, fat jabs, gluttony, gyros love, a sad demise, and an evicted tribe.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2025

(Rec: 18/9/19) Kev encounters Tony Jiminez – includes internet versus microfiche, the Amazon rain forest and two Mike Ashleys?    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

(Rec: 26/3/24) Pothole issues, Grant Schnapps, sexy sword lady, other podcasts, and swimming pools.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

The rise of Sunderland, Brazil and Monkhouse, mortality, bequeathing, Dave Bassett, the golf, and an unexpected march.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2025

Emails, quantity, pain relief, protein, muscle water, King Kong, Larry Bird, child extortion, and kindness.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

(Rec: 13/9/19) Things grind to a halt at Manchester City as Kev analyses Joey Barton. Then it’s a night drive to London for a meeting with Mike Ashley. Also, napping.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

(Rec: 19/3/24) On our sixth birthday, we looked back at a list of ideas we’d had in the past that had been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

We look at your nominations and compile a shortlist of the men that Sam must topple for his dream role.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2025

Likes and subscribes, drinking with Digby McDonald, ITN snack options, and a massage update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

(Rec: 5/5/19) Kev brings in miserable Nicolas Anelka (bemusing Robbie Fowler into the bargain), unleashes Joey Barton on to an unsuspecting world, and gives Richard Dunne his last last last chance.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

(Rec: 14/3/24) Roy’s incredible new look, The A-Team, Glenn Hoddle’s jazz party, Boycott’s new cap, and a dressing room defacement.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

We pay tribute to the late Ricky Hatton, plus manmade vs nature, Darwin is dismissed, and striving for kindness. We've been outspoken about mental health and now we’re backing Stay Tuned - a podcast-powered campaign to smash the stigma surrounding suicide and raise money for CALM. The support we’ve had from the TFTM community has meant a lot, and we’re hoping you’ll back CALM in the same way. If you can, sling a few quid their way and help them save lives. https://tiltify.com/@sam-delaney/stay-tuned-2025-top-flight-time-machines-fundraiser-for-calm Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM): https://www.thecalmzone.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2025

Phoning for jobs, bonus Melchester, a girl bully, Billy Joel, baby Superman, fruit flies, and Mr T’s daughter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2025

(Rec: 28/8/19) Deep vein thrombosis, speeding tickets, Stuart Pearce’s final match, celebrity ant-related gossip, and should Sam and Andy be running the country?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025