Top Flight Time Machine

(Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito’s sex life, a dead OAP’s TV, Breitner’s chequered past, and (Toni Polster...)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

(Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

(Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

(Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel’s masterstroke, and osmosis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

(Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr’s consideration, and younger girlfriends.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

(Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

(Rec: 6/11/24) Mould, the showering rhyme, the misery of perfection, rich-adjacency, toy day, sharking melancholy, and cheese ambitions.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

An Irons elder, Sam Fox reviews The Smiths, council business, and one for the neutrals.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

Democracy, fighting politicians, Masternaming, and a noxious substance invasion.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2026

(Rec: 21/10/20) Steve Jobs’ original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

(Rec: 31/10/24) Revamps and redesigns, celebrity cruelty, a BBC takeover, the mullet, Roy becomes Souness, and a big-handed girl.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

Shirkers rights, footballers on holiday, doubled racism, head size disparity, and car park embarrassment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

A lazy day, a sad demise, inspection pit dreams, a Bubbles mini-dive, and a snooker baddie.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2026

(Rec: 14/10/20) Dark money in British politics and a 17-minute monologue by the Roly-Poly Bird.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

(Rec: 22/10/24) Some 18th birthday reminiscing and the chart countdown. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2026

World class stand-up, listener encounters, a Bee Gees film, going out, and ignoring a celeb. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

Touching jazz, karma, train treasure, rats, Nazitioning, signing up, an aggressive green room, and a tribute.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2026

(Rec: 9/7/20) Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

(Rec: 7/10/20) Roald Dahl smokes something he shouldn’t round the back of The Feathers and hires a giraffe.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

(Rec: 16/10/24) Nature, a lying Womble, a Thailand prospect, Labour freebies, a showbiz party, and detecting awful celebs. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

Differences in the past, Seinfeld, Andy Kershaw, an odd kid, and a birthday mix-up.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

Sam’s birthday, Laurel & Hardy, World Cup, snooker, and a charity shop pig-spotting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2026

(Rec: 30/9/20) The Twits head off for guns, there’s some Ask Attenborough, the Roly Poly Bird explores the shed, and the monkeys reveal their plan. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

(Rec: 10/10/24) Hughes and Wilson arrive, some strangling, dealing with Carl Hunt, miserable fans, League Ladders, and more ‘comment’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2026

Train recognitions, car park exercise, the Linkedin carriage, White delight, and excess mintiness.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

Same-city podding, self-induced comas, a free drug rebuttal, and house-sitting horror tales.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2026

(Rec: 23/9/20) Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

(Rec: 1/10/24) Parenting fear, hotel breakfasts, abstinence, flat vs house, and catflap positioning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2026

(Rec: 16/5/24) An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

(Rec: 16/9/21 as ‘The Melchester Odyssey Part 120’) Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2026

(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

(Rec: 25/9/24) An IFS update, Jeffrey Chichester, avoiding the SAS, top hats, ortolan protection, and doing it four times.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2026

TV and film clothing hunts, time-telling, BBC4 treasure, and the popularisation of nutting.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

An escaped Capybara, egg disposal, and a clever dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2026

(Rec: 9/9/20) Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

(Rec: 19/9/24) Roy’s gas offer, new stories, bread rolls, Tubby’s battered eels, dialects, secret fencing, and the Crazy Gang.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2026

Spurs sympathy, derby fun, SNL UK, lots of your best bits, and a catering cock-up. Best bits at https://www.patreon.com/posts/best-bits-153510835    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2026

Our birthday, golden memories, buttons, diggers, a gym clanger, wood turning, a circus, and illness fears. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2026

(Rec: 2/9/20) Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now?    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

(Rec: 10/9/24) Some stalkerish conduct, walk-in baths, being patronised, a gadget, war on Superdrug, and a shave request.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2026

A significant anniversary, a namesake, Bod, the Oscars, and respecting the ball.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2026

A look at Iran’s new Supreme Leader, and Sam’s new hearing aids are assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2026

(Rec; 26/8/20) Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

(Rec: 4/9/24) Car podding, slapping a German, cashpoint woe, top floor filth, Manference, and a sadly departed jigsaw pal.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2026