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Top Flight Time Machine

Affordable Mouth Job

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Touching jazz, karma, train treasure, rats, Nazitioning, signing up, an aggressive green room, and a tribute.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

0:06.0

This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hop, Boddawson, Pow, Pow.

0:10.3

I am Sam Nifty Delady, so what?

0:13.2

Welcome a log. Oh, you're sort like you said, DeLady there.

0:17.0

I am Sam Delady. Why did no one, if any old school friends are listening, why didn't you use that to torment me whilst at school?

0:26.3

It seems so obvious.

0:27.6

And I've only just come up with first time.

0:29.5

I will check with my brothers whether any of them were ever called that.

0:32.3

But it seems remiss of some of the schoolboys from my youth for them not to have dreamt up sam the lady

0:40.6

yeah it seems so easy it's an open goal and of course if you ever choose to transition as is the

0:46.8

way these days you've got their tailor-made uh female name there for you sam the lady

0:51.8

no i'm going to nansition if there's any transitioning going on, it'll be a nansition for sure.

0:58.2

Because, of course, Sam could be a boy's name or a girl's name.

1:01.8

So no problem with that.

1:03.7

If you're thinking of emulating the Sam Delaney lifestyle,

1:06.9

feel free to apply to Sam'sition.

1:11.7

It's a course that I'm grifting.

1:15.7

I'm grifting out a course.

1:17.5

It costs £5,000 and I will help you,

1:22.7

I will guide you through the Samsitioning process.

1:25.4

There will be no one-to-one interaction.

1:27.3

It's all pre-written.

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