TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 15
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:04.1 | Here we go. |
| 0:08.2 | Here we go. Here we go. |
| 0:10.2 | Here we go. Here we go. This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson, Papelava. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm 70. Delaney. So what? |
| 0:18.9 | It's the Twits Odyssey again. We're going to try and actually do some of the Twits this time because we got a bit sidetrack last week. It was nice, I enjoyed it, but it wasn't really what we're supposed to be doing. We're near the end of this thing now, so we'll crack on and we'll try and get it finished soon. We're up the chapter where it says the twits are turned upside down |
| 0:39.3 | Sam. And sure enough, there's |
| 0:41.2 | a lovely panoramic |
| 0:43.1 | drawing there by Quentin Blake, who |
| 0:45.2 | may or may not be a cunt. We haven't decided, really. |
| 0:48.7 | We're on the fence |
| 0:49.6 | with that one. We're on the |
| 0:51.2 | cunt fence with Quentin Blake. TBC. |
| 0:53.9 | TBC. TBC. |
| 0:54.7 | To be cunt judged. |
| 0:59.1 | So, I mean, just basically just turn the page upside down and you just see a perfect picture of a living room because that's what they've done. |
| 1:08.4 | They've recreated it. |
| 1:10.5 | Considering the way that the Twits live their lives |
| 1:13.1 | in a toxic state of constant conflict and chaos. |
| 1:18.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.7 | And the fact that their personal hygiene is described as like really rank. |
| 1:24.9 | Their home looks fucking lovely, if I'm honest? It's tidy. It's well appointed. Yeah, a nice bunch of flowers in the middle of the dining room table. Yeah, they've got fresh flowers, they've got things on the wall, they've got a nice lamp. They've got a sofa that looks comfy. They've got, um, um, what was the other thing i'm like they've got a lovely sideboard |
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