TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 9

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

(Rec: 23/9/20) Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal.

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0:00.0	Here we go
0:02.9	Here we go
0:06.9	Here we go
0:09.2	Here we go
0:10.0	Here we go here we go
0:11.7	This is it
0:12.6	This is Top Fly Time Machine
0:15.3	I'm Andy Dorsey, Pa-p-p-pah-po
0:16.4	I'm Sam listening to the lady, so what?
0:19.9	It's the Twits Odyssey, again.
0:22.3	You seem to be sporting some kind of cold this.
0:25.5	Yeah.
0:26.0	Are you unwell?
0:27.4	Yeah.
0:28.0	Are you sure you want to go ahead with this?
0:30.0	Are you fit and well enough to pod?
0:32.7	It's best we go ahead with it now because who knows what the future holds.
0:37.5	Do you think it's going to get worse?
0:39.4	The cold travels usually.
0:42.3	The way a cold works is it travels from the frontal lobe
0:46.2	into the ears, down the nasal passage, the throat, the chest, the abdomen, the guts, before eventually exiting.
0:59.4	You shitted out.
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