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Top Flight Time Machine

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 8

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.


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0:00.0

Here we go.

0:04.1

Here we go.

0:08.2

Here we go. Here we go.

0:10.2

Here we go. Here we go. This is Top Rite Machine. I'm Mandy Dawson. Pa-Papa.

0:16.5

I'm saying this to Delaney. So what?

0:19.0

Welcome to the latest episode of The Twits Odyssey. We're going through a Roldahl's classic children's book, The Twits, illustrated by Quentin Blake. We've established that Roldahl was a cunt. Quentin Blake, we're not sure about. We're up to the chapter called the Great Upside Down Monkey Circus. We're almost halfway through the book, or just over halfway through the book.

0:38.8

Before we get into it, Sam,

0:40.0

we need to address the Iron Filing Society

0:42.8

regarding a slight change in the monthly fee.

0:48.7

Because Patreon,

0:49.8

who we do the IFS through,

0:51.3

are doing this thing where they are,

0:53.6

you probably know if you're at IFS, which you are, that you get charged in US dollars, because Petriein is an American company.

1:02.7

And what Petriein are doing over the next week or two is they're going to change everything so that you can now start paying in your local currency.

1:11.5

So if you're in the UK, you'll now get charged in pound sterling rather than US dollars.

1:16.6

Or if you're in Europe, you get charged in euros.

1:19.6

What happens at the minute is, for a lot of people, or some people, you pay it in dollars,

1:24.9

but you also get hit by a charge from your bank, which is for an international

1:28.3

payment. I'm not sure how much it is. It's a few pence each month, but, you know, fuck that.

1:33.3

You're having to give a few pence to the man. You want to invest in us because you're supporting

1:38.5

what we're doing, and we're forever grateful for that, and that's but it makes you sick that you're having to

1:45.8

check it all right let's not get that point yet all right let's not get that i'm very

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