Jake’s Salacious

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Sam’s birthday, Laurel & Hardy, World Cup, snooker, and a charity shop pig-spotting.

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0:00.0	Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it
0:04.6	This is Top Flight Time Machine, I'm Andy Hot Body Dawson, pow, pow, pow.
0:09.6	I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, say what?
0:11.5	Welcome along, it's your Friday morning episode on a Friday morning.
0:14.6	How about that?
0:16.4	Right, what's been going on with you, Sam?
0:18.7	It's my birthday yesterday.
0:20.3	Yay! Happy birthday to sam for everyone well
0:25.4	well done me yes uh for reaching 51 as every as every as people like say another year around the sun
0:33.6	yes uh it was quite nice actually. I mean, I must admit,
0:37.7	sometimes I'm a bit
0:38.6	unenthusiastic about birthdays.
0:40.7	Not in a grumpy,
0:41.9	I hate my birthday way,
0:43.2	but I just can't think of anything to do.
0:45.4	And I don't,
0:46.9	and sometimes you can feel under pressure
0:48.4	to have fun.
0:50.2	And to entertain everyone else as well.
0:52.8	Yeah.
0:53.4	The bargain.
1:12.0	Yeah. Well, the thing is, it's really nice, and I feel privileged for this, but my kids really look forward to my birthday. You know, even though they're teenagers, they're going to do, brilliant, da-da-da-da. And then you think, oh, shit, you know, like, oh, maybe I just want to do nothing at all. Like, my daughter's still home from uni.
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