Rover's Morning Glory

Charlie and JLR are late. Last day of school for Gia. Ohio BMV sued over personalized license plates. Andon Labs used AI to run an experimental radio station without human intervention. JOI AI is hiring ten masturbation consultants. JLR is obsessed with Rover's masturbation habits. A woman's leg was bitten off by a shark. Rover walked three miles. George Santos is being investigated by the DOJ over bets he made on Kalshi. Did JLR get his car home? Woman claims another customer would not help her out because she was racist. The host of 60 minutes was fired. Should Rover buy JLR an ambulance? A man's pants fall down while he is being arrested. Does the size of a man's penis matter? JLR's parents and Duji's mom have something in common. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Charlie and JLR are late. Last day of school for Gia. Ohio BMV sued over personalized license plates. Andon Labs used AI to run an experimental radio station without human intervention. JOI AI is hiring ten masturbation consultants. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

JLR is obsessed with Rover's masturbation habits. A woman's leg was bitten off by a shark. Rover walked three whole miles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

George Santos is being investigated by the DOJ over bets he made on Kalshi. Did JLR get his car home? Woman claims another customer would not help her out because she was racist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

The host of 60 minutes was fired. Should Rover buy JLR an ambulance? A man's pants fall down while he is being arrested. Does the size of a man's penis matter? JLR's parents and Duji's mom have something in common. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

AC. Did JLR talk to his landlord about his refrigerator? New car. Cleveland Browns trade Myles Garrett. MLB wants to implement a salary cap. Duji's excuses on why she couldn't drop JLR off at the fence company. Seven men climb out of a manhole in NYC. Charlie would explore pipes with his friends. Mole people. Love Island star caught saying a slur. Rover says Duji is holding him back. Rover saw something strange in his office. Anonymous email claims Andrea Vecchio was talking trash about Duji. Crackin' packs. Krystle was in Denver for Fan Expo. Rover thinks about giving his BMW to JLR. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

AC. Did JLR talk to his landlord about his refrigerator? New car. Cleveland Browns trade Myles Garrett. MLB wants to implement a salary cap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Duji's excuses on why she couldn't drop JLR off at the fence company. Seven men climb out of a manhole in NYC. Charlie would explore pipes with his friends. Mole people. Love Island star caught saying a slur. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Rover says Duji is holding him back. Rover saw something strange in his office. Anonymous email claims Andrea Vecchio was talking trash about Duji. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Crackin' packs. Krystle was in Denver for Fan Expo. Rover thinks about giving his BMW to JLR. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Jeffrey bought a new refrigerator. Jeffrey walked to work today. Rover tries to weasel out of walking a marathon. Jeffrey is having major car troubles. The crew comes up with a great idea to help Jeffrey get a new car. Youth baseball coach tells his pitcher to throw a ball at the opposing team's dugout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Will Duji go to college with her daughter. Does having sex too early effect your health? Guy gets banned for life after eating chicken nuggets while riding a roller coaster at Cedar Point. Rover saw a guy punch a waiter. Charges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

Jeffrey reveals how often he washes his sheets. When should you bring up a prenup? Charlie met with a financial advisor. Old audio of Duji saying she would NOT buy her daughter a car is uncovered. Disembodied human brains used for drug testing. Oregon may ban hunting and fishing. Judge declines to jail teenager accused of killing stepsister aboard cruise ship.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Krystle wipes from front to back. Rover doesn't agree with the OSCARS' movie DEI requirements. According to the US Census Bureau white Americans will become a minority in the US for the first time in the country's history by 2050. NASA has announced the next steps for building a moon base in the next seven years. Who on the show would go to the Moon? A journalist who reported on Jeffrey Epstein claims she has been the victim of a “direct energy weapons” attack. Conspiracy theory about Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding. The bank sees every transaction you make. Charlie got a blister from the hot sand at the beach. Body cam video of the police shooting Carrie from Rochester's dog. RFK Jr. wrangles snakes at Dr. Oz's house. Sky diver loses both of his legs during a midair collision. B2 surgery follow up details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Krystle wipes from front to back. Rover doesn't agree with the OSCARS' movie DEI requirements. According to the US Census Bureau white Americans will become a minority in the US for the first time in the country's history by 2050.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

NASA has announced the next steps for building a moon base in the next seven years. Who on the show would go to the Moon? A journalist who reported on Jeffrey Epstein claims she has been the victim of a “direct energy weapons” attack.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Conspiracy theory about Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding. The bank sees every transaction you make. Charlie got a blister from the hot sand at the beach. Body cam video of the police shooting Carrie from Rochester's dog. RFK Jr. wrangles snakes at Dr. Oz's house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Sky diver loses both of his legs during a midair collision. B2 surgery follow up details. Racist streamer “Chud the Builder” allegedly shot at someone who confronted him outside a courthouse in Tennessee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

B2 has her 1 week follow up. Weiner mobile race. Duji had to buy a new water pump. Charlie's friend saw something shocking in the parking garage. A Tennis pro begs for an emergency bathroom break mid-math during the French Open. A woman was killed by an umbrella while eating at a restaurant. Duji needs to get a car for Gia in the next two weeks. Ferrari just released a new electric car. Did JLR get his car repairs done? Why do public bathroom toilet seats have a gap in the front? In a new Netflix docuseries Michael Jackson’s child molestation Trial is going to be revisited. Rover enjoyed using his bidet at bankruptcy box. Has JLR taken his Viagra? During a college woman's softball game on ESPN, Texas vs. Arizona State, a wild comment was heard during the broadcast. Woman who is paragliding is struck by a plane. A woman in Florida passed away after she was attacked by two pitbulls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

B2 has her 1 week follow up. Weiner mobile race. Duji had to buy a new water pump. Charlie's friend saw something shocking in the parking garage. A Tennis pro begs for an emergency bathroom break mid-math during the French Open. A woman was killed by an umbrella while eating at a restaurant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Duji needs to get a car for Gia in the next two weeks. Ferrari just released a new electric car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Did JLR get his car repairs done? Why do public bathroom toilet seats have a gap in the front? In a new Netflix docuseries Michael Jackson’s child molestation Trial is going to be revisited. Rover enjoyed using his bidet at bankruptcy box. Has JLR taken his Viagra?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

During a college woman's softball game on ESPN, Texas vs. Arizona State, a wild comment was heard during the broadcast. Woman who is paragliding is struck by a plane. A woman in Florida passed away after she was attacked by two pitbulls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Soundbytes. JLR doesn't have a mirror in his house. A man in Connecticut was arrested for allegedly sneaking into his female neighbor's apartment and masturbating while she slept. The world's first ever AI feature film. Snitzer's car was moving through a parking lot while he was getting busy. Charlie is taking the RV to a NASCAR race. JLR is getting his rear shocks replaced. Victoria's Secret is going back to only having physically fit models. A company came out to look at the AC at Rover's house. People are convinced that a guest on Fox News is wearing a hyper-realistic mask. Rover uses a filter to smooth out his skin. Trump is backing a bill to make daylight saving time permanent. Charlie is in the jury duty database. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Soundbytes. JLR doesn't have a mirror in his house. A man in Connecticut was arrested for allegedly sneaking into his female neighbor's apartment and masturbating while she slept. The world's first ever AI feature film. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Snitzer's car was moving through a parking lot while he was getting busy. Charlie is taking the RV to a NASCAR race. JLR is getting his rear shocks replaced. Victoria's Secret is going back to only having physically fit models. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

A company came out to look at the AC at Rover's house. People are convinced that a guest on Fox News is wearing a hyper-realistic mask. Rover uses a filter to smooth out his skin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Trump is backing a bill to make daylight saving time permanent. Charlie is in the jury duty database. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

JLR has half a handlebar mustache drawn on his face. Man who went to jail for re-posting Charlie Kirk memes sues the Sherrif. 'Father Ted' creator Graham Linehan gets an apology from the UK police for arrest over trans social media posts. '86' that. ‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular talks about how he is enhancing his penis. Will JLR compete against Rover and Charlie in a penis lift competition? 8 Lbs. of pressure to rip off an ear. Powerballs. Coach of Manchester City Pep Guardiola is being replaced by his twin. People are upset with a Tim Horton's in Indiana over a woman's death. Krystle called corporate when she had a problem with her order. Duji got a phone call about the benefits her mom can receive. Rover went back to work scrubbing the condo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

JLR has half a handlebar mustache drawn on his face. Man who went to jail for re-posting Charlie Kirk memes sues the Sherrif. 'Father Ted' creator Graham Linehan gets an apology from the UK police for arrest over trans social media posts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

'86' that. ‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular talks about how he is enhancing his penis. Will JLR compete against Rover and Charlie in a penis lift competition? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

8 Lbs. of pressure to rip off an ear. Powerballs. Coach of Manchester City Pep Guardiola is being replaced by his twin. People are upset with a Tim Horton's in Indiana over a woman's death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Krystle called corporate when she had a problem with her order. Duji got a phone call about the benefits her mom can receive. Rover went back to work scrubbing the condo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Charlie would never give money to a kid's fundraiser. Duji wants to sell her stuff. The Mallard Creek High School boys’ track relay team was disqualified from the NCHSAA state championship for exhibiting unsportsmanlike conduct. Cavs vs. Knicks. Why won't JLR put cameras in his house? TSA announces that you can now fly with marijuana. Woman placed under digital arrest for eight hours. Fake Elon Musk. Charlie's mom was almost scammed. The schoolboard member who told a student she was hot has been charged with assault. Luigi Mangione fans get press passes to attend his trial. The Mangionistas. Pizza Hut is making a comeback. Thirty minutes or less. A car caught fire in Lower Manhattan near the Charging Bull statue. Two suspects who allegedly killed three men at the Islamic Center of San Diego have been identified.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Charlie would never give money to a kid's fundraiser. Duji wants to sell her stuff. The Mallard Creek High School boys’ track relay team was disqualified from the NCHSAA state championship for exhibiting unsportsmanlike conduct.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Cavs vs. Knicks. Why won't JLR put cameras in his house? TSA announces that you can now fly with marijuana. Woman placed under digital arrest for eight hours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Fake Elon Musk. Charlie's mom was almost scammed. The schoolboard member who told a student she was hot has been charged with assault. Luigi Mangione fans get press passes to attend his trial. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

The Mangionistas. Pizza Hut is making a comeback. Thirty minutes or less. A car caught fire in Lower Manhattan near the Charging Bull statue. Two suspects who allegedly killed three men at the Islamic Center of San Diego have been identified.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Painkillers, PBJ, and JLR has a sore throat. How does MEWL pick where to go on their road trips? Sophomore skip day. AC is up and running at bankruptcy box. What is the perfect female and male body? The Crash documentary on Netflix tells Mackenzie Shirilla's part of the story. Tyson Fury's sixteen-year-old daughter married an 18-year-old amateur boxer. The sister of Dominic Russo, victim of the crash in Strongsville, calls in to explain more about the situation and the documentary. B2 surgery update. Defamation trial against Ryan Upchurch, a Nashville YouTuber, has been slapped with $17.5 million verdict. Man dies after being trapped by an escalator. Escalator horror stories. A Chicago Cubs player is under fire for his response to a fan heckling him. Tourist who threw rock at monk seal in Hawaii speaks out. A woman is hit in the head by a foul ball.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

Painkillers, PBJ, and JLR has a sore throat. How does MEWL pick where to go on their road trips? Sophomore skip day. AC is up and running at bankruptcy box. What is the perfect female and male body?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

The Crash documentary on Netflix tells Mackenzie Shirilla's part of the story. Tyson Fury's sixteen-year-old daughter married an 18-year-old amateur boxer. The sister of Dominic Russo, victim of the crash in Strongsville, calls in to explain more about the situation and the documentary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

B2 surgery update. Defamation trial against Ryan Upchurch, a Nashville YouTuber, has been slapped with $17.5 million verdict. Man dies after being trapped by an escalator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

Escalator horror stories. A Chicago Cubs player is under fire for his response to a fan heckling him. Tourist who threw rock at monk seal in Hawaii speaks out. A woman is hit in the head by a foul ball.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

Charlie is a shade of pink. Rover says he will walk his marathon in 45 days or less. The AC is broken back at home. Putting condiments in the fridge. The Pee Poo Poo Man. Krystle's daughter is graduating. B2 is having surgery today. JLR has not yet taken his Viagra. Charlie takes his Klonopin before going to the dentist. Calling 911 because there is a snake in your yard. 1-877-Kars4Kids. Crash documentary on Netflix. Duji's kid wants to skip school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Three years later and still the same old condo complaints. JLR says he started off the parody songs. Curious George pees blood. No bitches brunch. Charlie is skeptical of 24-hour livestream of a robot sorting packages. Most popular cocktails in the U.S. Rover took B2 to the orthopedist. Can JLR make a grilled cheese? A TikTok channel that focuses on sobriety says 'wine mom culture' is very dangerous. Duji thinks she has a drinking problem, so Charlie gives her a test. Duji inserts herself into other people's drama. Will JLR demonstrate how to make a grilled cheese?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

Three years later and still the same old condo complaints. JLR says he started the parody songs. Curious George pees blood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

No bitches brunch. Charlie is skeptical of 24-hour livestream of a robot sorting packages. Most popular cocktails in the U.S. Rover took B2 to the orthopedist. Can JLR make a grilled cheese? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

A TikTok channel that focuses on sobriety says 'wine mom culture' is very dangerous. Duji thinks she has a drinking problem, so Charlie gives her a test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

Duji inserts herself into other people's drama. Will JLR demonstrate how to make a grilled cheese?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

Rover is half naked. Banded. JLR is obsessed with HOAs. The word 'tourist' starts another pronunciation debate. Ashley Judd celebrates her birthday like a twelve-year-old. Carnival Cruise Line had a glitch on their website, letting people book a cruise for cheap. A woman stole a bottle of alcohol and smuggled it inside her body. What is the biggest object a woman could fit inside of herself? Rover got a c-ring stuck on himself. B2 finally went to get an x-ray of her foot. Did Rover order a knee scooter for B2? What would Duji do if Gia fell off a cruise ship? When was the last time Rover sliced a vegetable? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026