Rover's Morning Glory

Are you using baby wipes? Pogo. What were you holding? Road closures. Jeffrey loves the Golden Girls. Americans are spending more than fifty percent of their time on the internet. Research shows the younger a child has a smart phone can increase the chance of having mental health issues. Adults are spending more money on toys than kids. Did a player yank off her wig? Dildos on the court. A Secret Service agent was caught trying to sneak his wife onto a transport plane that was accompanying the president’s Air Force One jet to Scotland. When Rover travels, he gets constipated. Duji tickles her butt crack to completely empty her bowels. Hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Charlie had a hemorrhoid pop and bled through his jeans. Outside clothes. Duji wishes she could be more motivated to clean. JLR checks out Rover's wound on his butt cheeks. Charlie pooped after using the new technique. Rover thinks broccoli, brussel sprouts, and asparagus are gross. How to say Taco Bell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Are you using baby wipes? Pogo. What were you holding? Road closures. Jeffrey loves the Golden Girls. Americans are spending more than fifty percent of their time on the internet. Research shows the younger a child has a smart phone can increase the chance of having mental health issues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Adults are spending more money on toys than kids. Did a player yank off her wig? Dildos on the court. A Secret Service agent was caught trying to sneak his wife onto a transport plane that was accompanying the president’s Air Force One jet to Scotland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

When Rover travels, he gets constipated. Duji tickles her butt crack to completely empty her bowels. Hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Charlie had a hemorrhoid pop and bled through his jeans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Outside clothes. Duji wishes she could be more motivated to clean. JLR checks out Rover's wound on his butt cheeks. Charlie pooped after using the new technique. Rover thinks broccoli, brussel sprouts, and asparagus are gross. How to say Taco Bell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

I'm not on meth. How is Rover's arm pain? Duji avoids talking to certain people at events. Cincinnati police chief says they have charged five people who were involved in that large brawl. Manhattan shooting killed five people and left several others injured. Should the WNBA get paid as much as NBA players? Duji gets duped by AI. Two pitchers from the Cleveland Guardians have been suspended as part of a gambling investigation. Beyoncé and Jay-Z took out a $57.75 million dollar mortgage on their Bel Air mansion. Keeping distance between you an a weapon wielding assailant. The Sea Monkey scam. Deion Sanders press conference was about his bladder removal. A TikTok influencer shares the experience she had with a restaurant she was supposed to collaborate with. Best songs of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

I'm not on meth. How is Rover's arm pain? Duji avoids talking to certain people at events. Cincinnati police chief says they have charged five people who were involved in that large brawl. Manhattan shooting killed five people and left several others injured. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Should the WNBA get paid as much as NBA players? Duji gets duped by AI. Two pitchers from the Cleveland Guardians have been suspended as part of a gambling investigation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Beyoncé and Jay-Z took out a $57.75 million dollar mortgage on their Bel Air mansion. Keeping distance between you an a weapon wielding assailant. The Sea Monkey scam. Deion Sanders press conference was about his bladder removal.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

A TikTok influencer shares the experience she had with a restaurant she was supposed to collaborate with. Best songs of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Rover is in so much pain he cannot sleep. How do they make rubber for tires? Duji criticizes B2 for going to the bathroom after arriving at a restaurant. Snitzer and his wife went out for their anniversary. Ashley Judd is in the "I Don't Care Club." Duji fell down the stairs. Man screams about having a bomb on a flight is tackled by another passenger. Would any of the guys on the show try to take a threat on their flight? Armed assailant stabbed eleven people at Walmart in Michigan. Gangsta Grip. Sydney Sweeney is in the latest American Eagle ad campaign. Cincinnati brawl caught on video catches a couple being attacked by a group of people. How is Jeffrey's burn healing? I haven't had a headache since the last time I had a headache. Late night walks. Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Rover is in so much pain he cannot sleep. How do they make rubber for tires? Duji criticizes B2 for going to the bathroom after arriving at a restaurant. Snitzer and his wife went out for their anniversary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Ashley Judd is in the "I Don't Care Club." Duji fell down the stairs. Man screams about having a bomb on a flight is tackled by another passenger. Would any of the guys on the show try to take a threat on their flight? Armed assailant stabbed eleven people at Walmart in Michigan. Gangsta Grip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Sydney Sweeney is in the latest American Eagle ad campaign. Cincinatti brawl caught on video catches a couple being attacked by a group of people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

How is Jeffrey's burn healing? I haven't had a headache since the last time I had a headache. Late night walks. Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Charlie was late. Does JLR know what a hipster doofus means? Hulk Hogan passed away. Did the rest of the show check their subscriptions? Charlie thinks people who like wrestling are dumb. Booms heard round the world. Star Wars speeder bike has become a real item you can buy. JLR reached out to Charlie about the questions to ask Tomas. Folding blankets on the floor. A new conspiracy theory says that Ghislaine Maxwell is cutting a deal with the feds. Little league player was suspended from the Championship game after flipping his bat. Charlie is sent a fake text from the Ohio BMV. Jeffrey called California after he received a scam message.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Charlie was late. Does JLR know what a hipster doofus means? Hulk Hogan passed away. Did the rest of the show check their subscriptions? Charlie thinks people who like wrestling are dumb.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Booms heard round the world. Star Wars speeder bike has become a real item you can buy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

JLR reached out to Charlie about the questions to ask Tomas. Folding blankets on the floor. A new conspiracy theory says that Ghislaine Maxwell is cutting a deal with the feds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Little league player was suspended from the Championship game after flipping his bat. Charlie is sent a fake text from the Ohio BMV. Jeffrey called California after he received a scam message.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Rover slept all day long. JLR is bandaged up. Why doesn't Krystle's daughter live with her? Did Jeffrey ask his son any questions about his trip? Doctors in Colorado were playing musical bingo during a routine surgery which led to a man's death. Hierarchy in the medical field. Rover does not like Uber's latest feature that allows a woman to select what gender driver they want to pick them up. Southpark dropped a new episode. Krystle was pulled over in a negligee. Charlie would play strip padiddle. Texas father, Derek Huffman who moved to Russia with his family, has been sent to the frontlines of the war with Ukraine. Duji was ignoring text messages from her bank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Rover slept all day long. JLR is bandaged up. Why doesn't Krystle's daughter live with her? Did Jeffrey ask his son any questions about his trip? Doctors in Colorado were playing musical bingo during a routine surgery which led to a man's death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Hierarchy in the medical field. Rover does not like Uber's latest feature that allows a woman to select what gender driver they want to pick them up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Southpark dropped a new episode. Krystle was pulled over in a negligee. Charlie would play strip padiddle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Texas father, Derek Huffman who moved to Russia with his family, has been sent to the frontlines of the war with Ukraine. Duji was ignoring text messages from her bank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

When do you change your pillows? More Nickelback. If the show never found out about Tomas going to Texas what would Jeffrey have done? Snitzer loved Randy Rhodes and plays the guitar. Rover believes Ozzy died by assisted suicide. Delta to start individual AI pricing for plane tickets. Is Duji a hypocrite? Gross expert, Chocolate Charlie, weighs in on Dubai porta potty parties. Rover eats 20 Hershey kisses when he gets home from work. How is the sport cricket played? Butter Bean talks about his life and career. It has been twenty years since Dieter fought Butter Bean. Most viewed RMG videos on YouTube. Picking scabs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

When do you change your pillows? More Nickelback. If the show never found out about Tomas going to Texas what would Jeffrey have done?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Snitzer loved Randy Rhodes and plays the guitar. Rover believes Ozzy died by assisted suicide. Delta to start individual AI pricing for plane tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Is Duji a hypocrite? Gross expert, Chocolate Charlie, weighs in on Dubai porta potty parties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Rover eats 20 Hershey kisses when he gets home from work. How is the sport cricket played? Butter Bean talks about his life and career. It has been twenty years since Dieter fought Butter Bean. Most viewed RMG videos on YouTube. Picking scabs.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Physical therapy and animals in the garage. Where exactly did JLR get that coffee cup? If Christa proposed what would Charlie do? How do you use a fork? Hunter Biden says that President Biden did so poorly during the infamous debate because he was on Ambien. Did Tomas get on the bus? Loneliness epidemic. Duji thinks Rover is lonely. Charlie is alone all week. Woman in Key West stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road. Krystle is always killing animals. Father kills his daughter because she would not quit her job. Does Duji know where Gia wants to go to college? Summer long balls. Charlie puts his bag in any available spot when he gets on the plane. Should a doctor be forced to provide medical care to someone even if their religious beliefs are not the same as their own? You couldn't pay Charlie to go back to school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Physical therapy and animals in the garage. Where exactly did JLR get that coffee cup? If Christa proposed what would Charlie do? How do you use a fork? Hunter Biden says that President Biden did so poorly during the infamous debate because he was on Ambien. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Did Tomas get on the bus? Loneliness epidemic. Duji thinks Rover is lonely. Charlie is alone all week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Woman in Key West stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road. Krystle is always killing animals. Father kills his daughter because she would not quit her job. Does Duji know where Gia wants to go to college? Summer long balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Charlie puts his bag in any available spot when he gets on the plane. Should a doctor be forced to provide medical care to someone even if their religious beliefs are not the same as their own? You couldn't pay Charlie to go back to school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Should Charlie stock up on vape pens? Jeffrey took a cup off of someone's desk to use for coffee. What happened with Tomas? Rover used to fly random girls to meet him. What day is he coming back? Does Tomas want more from life? Charlie and Rover celebrated their anniversary over the weekend. Jason doesn't wear a hockey mask until the third movie. CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. Where would Rover go when he was cheating on Duji? Update to the man who walked into an MRI room while wearing a metal chain. What if Tomas never comes back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Should Charlie stock up on vape pens? Jeffrey took a cup off of someone's desk to use for coffee. What happened with Tomas? Rover used to fly random girls to meet him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

What day is he coming back? Does Tomas want more from life? Charlie and Rover celebrated their anniversary over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Jason doesn't wear a hockey mask until the third movie. CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. Where would Rover go when he was cheating on Duji?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Update to the man who walked into an MRI room while wearing a metal chain. What if Tomas never comes back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Counting the time in between lightning and thunder strikes. How is Jeffrey's wound? Toma'serin is learning how to drive and is in Texas. JLR leaves a voicemail for his son after he cannot answer any questions on who or where Tomas is staying. People are upset with a travel influencer after he forces his 7-year-old son to cliff jump. The groom drops his bride into a pool while they are taking pictures. Krystle donated her wedding dress and is thinking of trading in her ring. Charlie does intense investigations to find out where Tomas is staying. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Counting the time in between lightning and thunder strikes. How is Jeffrey's wound? Toma'serin is learning how to drive and is in Texas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

JLR leaves a voicemail for his son after he cannot answer any questions on who or where Tomas is staying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

People are upset with a travel influencer after he forces his 7-year-old son to cliff jump. The groom drops his bride into a pool while they are taking pictures. Krystle donated her wedding dress and is thinking of trading in her ring. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Charlie does intense investigations to find out where Tomas is staying. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Rover went to physical therapy. Blogger, The Foodie Bitch, made a video about going to a restaurant in LA and was called out for leaving a bad tip. Rover does not like people taking pictures of their food because it is distracting. Duji says people at work believe Rover stole hot dogs from the fridge to create content. Duji found a paystub at the printer. JLR's wife unplugs the air conditioner at night. Gooning. Rover hopes Duji never finds this recall website. Showering during a thunderstorm. Old tube tv's. Woman tells man on their first date that he has two years to propose. Rover says his 90-day trial period is different. Charlie's 17-year anniversary is Friday. Slapping butts. President Trump says only stupid people believe in the "Epstein Hoax." Teenager survived being dragged under water by an alligator. Swimming with great white sharks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Rover took a muscle relaxer and went to physical therapy. Blogger, The Foodie Bitch, made a video about going to a restaurant in LA and was called out for leaving a bad tip. Rover does not like people taking pictures of their food because it is distracting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Duji says people at work believe Rover stole hot dogs from the fridge to create content. Duji found a paystub at the printer. JLR's wife unplugs the air conditioner at night. Gooning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Rover hopes Duji never finds this recall website. Showering during a thunderstorm. Old tube tv's. Woman tells man on their first date that he has two years to propose. Rover says his 90-day trial period is different. Charlie's 17-year anniversary is Friday, does he ever plan on proposing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Slapping butts. President Trump says only stupid people believe in the "Epstein Hoax." Swimming with great white sharks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025