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Shizzy coming up in just a moment. The news, what are you up on the way, do yousie? Joey Chestnut will compete at the annual Nathan's famous 4th of July hot dog eating contest under unusual circumstances. I'll tell you what's going on next. We'll get to that in just a moment. Bob, you're on Rover's morning, glory. Good morning, Bob. Hey, Rover. How's it going, man? Hey, man, what's happening? Hey, down here, man. Everybody's asking me, Bob, call in. Ask them what kind of knot they're going to use. What not are they going to use? I said, all right, I'll call. I'll call. We want to know from the contestants. What knot are you going to use to tie to your don?

Well, let's see.

I would probably say a, probably an alpine butterfly knot is what I'm going to use.

Charlie, do you have any idea what you're going to use?

I might do double bowline.

A bowline not?

Yeah, I might.

I'm not totally sure yet.

I'm trying to remember, I, am I making this up?

Did we not get a coffee can and fill it with stuff and hang it from our balls before?

I think he might have.

You might have done that. In this studio, though, not, I don't think it was at the old

studio. In this studio, did we do this?

Nobody remembers this. I thought my balls were about to get ripped off.

I think there was a ball move.

But it was around both parts.

We're not talking both parts this time. This is Schlong only. You're saying both parts.

If I could. Yeah, the top and the bottom. Yes. I mean, you're, that's what we did before. And I don't remember what not we used.

So you didn't just tie it around the scrotum. You tied it over. Maybe it was just around this. Maybe it was just around the balls then. I don't. Seems like that would cut off the circulation.

Your balls would start to turn purple.

But I can't find the highlight.

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