Rover is emotionally constipated.

That's a nice way of saying he doesn't give a shit.

Rover's morning glory.

She's coming up in just a moment.

What do you have on the way, do she?

Imagine this new trend of buying land underwater.

I'll explain coming up next.

Are you hoping it dries out over time?

I, hmm.

All right, we'll get to that in just a minute.

Jeffrey, somebody had an interesting question for you.

We were talking about living on the moon for six months.

Would you go up to the moon and live on the moon base for six months?

You said, no, no, no, because for several reasons, one, I'll be bored out of my

gourd, you know, I'll be working, and two, I'm afraid that there'll be a half dozen

equipment failures that probably you couldn't take care of.

Somebody wants to know, would you rather live on the moon for six months? Or have sex with Mary Elizabeth? I'm going to have sex with my wife, thank you very much. Really? Okay. You've been avoiding it at all costs. You haven't been avoiding it? You haven't taken your Viagra? No, I haven't been avoiding it. It's just we just waiting for the right time. And if people got a problem with that, well, you need to... You've been avoiding it. The first weekend, you don't take that Viagra, you go, okay, it wasn't the right time. But you've had this Viagra for three weeks now. Okay, all right, guys, listen, I'll do it when we're both good and ready to do it.

You guys worry about your own sex lives, I'll worry about life. Which will happen first? They build that moon base or Jeffrey has sex with his wife? Or do you have sex for the first time? We'll be on Mars before then. Doogie's definitely going to have sex before you at this point. That's the whole idea. That is? Oh, that's interesting. Oh, so you're waiting until Doogie gets laid before you'll have sex again. She can break her dry spell. If Dogey said, let's have sex, would you take your Viagra? She would never have sex with her. No, no, that's not the question. If she did. If she did and said, I want to. Okay, if I was single.

No, no, no, you're not single in this situation. It's right now. She says, Jeffrey, I'll have, take your Viagra. I'll have sex with you. This weekend, we're going to have sex. No, you'd say no. Okay. Why? What is the reason? I'm married. That's why. Okay, I'm just, all right.

Okay, but if you weren't married and Dogey said, Jeffrey, take your Viagra, let's have sex right now. If I wasn't married, it's on. Okay. Okay. However, you are married, but you refuse to take the Viagra for your wife. Right. So pretend that I'm married. So you're willing to have sex with Dogey. You would take the Viagra to have sex with Dogey, but you will not take the Viagra to have sex with your wife. Again, like I said, guys, you guys are twisting the whole situation. There's no twisting. What am I twisting? Let me just say one more time. You would take the Viagra to have sex with Uci. You will not take the Viagra to have sex with your wife. Correct. And? What if that's what I twisted it? That's what you just said. What does that mean? That means you don't have sex. That means you would take. I will die. I said, I donamoa what it takes to get through all of your reptilian brains. But do you see how we just prove the point? No, you boil it down to the essence is you don't want to have sex with your wife because you're willing to take the Viagra to have sex with Uji. But you're not willing to take the Viagra to have sex with your wife. when we're ready to do it, we'll do it. That's all I got to say about the afternoon. You always said for the last like 10 years you said, I want to have sex with my wife, but I can't because I have a broken penis. You finally have the medicine to fix your broken penis and you won't take it. Just having got around to it. So there. You could die. But if Duzzi wanted to have sex today, you'd get around to taking your vans. If I was single. Yeah. There you go. That's my case closed. There's close. Let's go back to the strip club. Oh, yeah. We try it. Just see if it works when we're at the strip club oh crystal's going to take you to the

strip club this weekend nice try she's going to denver this weekend so and she's got a boyfriend

yeah yeah maybe you maybe she wants to take you to denver with you no or with her i doubt that

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