WED FULL SHOW: Masturbation consultants, Rover walked three whole miles, and did JLR get his car home?

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 181 minutes

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Summary

Charlie and JLR are late. Last day of school for Gia. Ohio BMV sued over personalized license plates. Andon Labs used AI to run an experimental radio station without human intervention. JOI AI is hiring ten masturbation consultants. JLR is obsessed with Rover's masturbation habits. A woman's leg was bitten off by a shark. Rover walked three miles. George Santos is being investigated by the DOJ over bets he made on Kalshi. Did JLR get his car home? Woman claims another customer would not help her out because she was racist. The host of 60 minutes was fired. Should Rover buy JLR an ambulance? A man's pants fall down while he is being arrested. Does the size of a man's penis matter? JLR's parents and Duji's mom have something in common.

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0:59.6	Rover.
1:00.5	There are laws against us.
1:02.8	I kind of got tingly.
1:05.3	Charlie.
1:06.0	I'm smarter than you for sure.
1:07.6	And Jeffrey.
1:09.1	Please.
1:12.5	Screening on Roververradio.com,
1:15.2	Rover's morning glory starts now.
1:18.4	Now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Wednesday, June 3rd, 26. Good morning. It's Rover's morning. Glory, I'm Rover. Dozy is here. Good morning, sir. Sniter is here. Amen.
1:59.5	Crystal is here. Hello. And that's it. You're with us as well. 866. You're over 866-967-6837. That's how you reach your show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. That comes into the studio in real time. You can text the word menu to that number.
2:21.6	That gives you options to set your name, location, profile, picture, make a video call,
2:22.1	and more.
2:25.1	Text the word menu to 866, yo rover.
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