FRI PT 1: JLR doesn't have a mirror

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Soundbytes. JLR doesn't have a mirror in his house. A man in Connecticut was arrested for allegedly sneaking into his female neighbor's apartment and masturbating while she slept. The world's first ever AI feature film.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
0:09.0	Rover.
0:09.8	I'm the smart one.
0:12.2	I am never having sex again.
0:14.7	Charlie.
0:15.4	This guy's going to hunt me down.
0:17.2	And Jeffrey.
0:18.6	I'll put my pants every day off.
0:21.7	Streaming on Roverio.com.
0:24.7	Rover's morning glory starts now.
0:27.8	Now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Friday. May 22nd, 2026. Good morning. It's Rover's morning, Glory. I'm Rover. Dozy is here.
1:03.8	Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi. Sincor is here. Amen.
1:08.9	Crystal is here. Hello.
1:15.2	And Mr. Jeffrey Allen LaRocke is in the fart box.
1:18.1	The record is LaRocque, but yo.
1:21.0	You're with us as well, 866.
1:25.3	Yo Rover, 866, 967, 6837.
1:27.2	That's how you reach the show.
1:46.2	Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. That comes into the studio in real-time. You can text the word menu to that number as well to set your name, profile, picture, location, and more. And even make a video call into the show. Text the word menu to 866-yo Rover. I'll get to your email here in just a moment.
1:51.0	It's going to be a holiday weekend, a long weekend, excited for that.
1:55.3	We have the Friday leftovers coming up today on RMG Plus.
2:00.5	We all stick around, play a bunch of videos, get to stuff we didn't get to during the week.
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