Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

New guest, new husband, and new green card holder Mario Adrion candidly shares with us his culture shock, his comedy, and his time as a model. U!S!A! U!S!A!

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Rod and Karen Morrow’s VIP show Last Week on KATG episodes never fail to hit, and here’s another gem episode to entice you to join KATG.com/VIP. The trio discusses newly formed facts and thoughts on the Trump attempted assassination, Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden, Jon Stewart’s strange bedfellows, and Brother Love’s asshole. Our lifetime is getting exciting.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

Keith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

We’re Brother Lovin’! KATG talks America, the RNC, Tenacious D, Satan?, and the Emmys. Yes, Keith is caught up with Cobra Kai.

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2024

The hilariously candid Megan Koester helps Keith figure out the meaning behind the Bad Boys: Ride or Die slaps, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary Sorry/Not Sorry.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

The gang from 5 On It joins Keith to help discuss the scary presidential climate, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating competition cheater, and Alec Baldwin’s shooting trial being deemed a mistrial.

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2024

Legend Gilbert Gottfried covers his first times in comedy while sharing his need for attention and being raised by television. The gang covers Gilbert’s early impressions, his breaks on TV, and the time Jerry Seinfeld sucked off Boris Karloff. This god of laughter is hilarious and personal as he chronologically covers his rise to stardom.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Fresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon.

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

KATG legends Danny Vega and May Wilkerson delight us as we watch America burn. The trio discusses family dynamics, THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!, Joy and Anxiety, and Am I the Assholes. We also hear the latest from Felix.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2024

Carmen Lagala joins Keith to help discuss therapy, The Bear season 3, and Hawk Tuah.

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2024

Lovers unite! Keith and ListenerLiz share their chemistry as they discuss their relationship, their next vacation, Keith’s missing wallet, the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, the greatest prank of all time, and the latest with Justin Timberlake.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2024

Longtime guest and friend Myq Kaplan returns to KATG and helps discuss Justin Timberlake’s DWI and celebrity excuses, food issues and vegetarianism, Minimum Rage, and Demon Face Syndrome.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024

THE BOYS ARE BACK! Rod! Craig! Chris! Chestnut! Kobayashi!

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2024

Comedian and father Tony Deyo helps Keith make sense of this year’s controversial July 4th hot dog eating contest, marching band, and Keith being kicked out of his dad’s will.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

Comedian and superhero Lenny Marcus returns to KATG to discuss new email interactions between Keith and his father stemming from Keith’s mom’s funeral. The duo also discuss the NYC/Dublin Portal reopening, Panera Bread to cancel their deadly Charged Lemonade (not JUST yet though), and being pronounced dead prematurely.

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

Kyle Thompson interviews Keith regarding Elizabeth and the two discuss Trump and Rudy Giuliani’s coffee, China’s fake pandas, and the Penn State professor that begged cops to kill him after being busted for bestiality.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

The beloved Abbi Crutchfield returns to talk to Keith about the right way to interact with his lover’s 7-year-old, couples podcast fights, Lenny Kravitz claiming to be celibate for 9 years, and a new male birth control gel.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2024

This week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2024

Today we remember how history repeats itself with Keith’s 9th album, State of the Union.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2024

Juuusssssty Dodge! The duo talk love long-distance, Pat Dixon, reiki, and finding peace.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

Fresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2024

Diddy delivered an eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior, which leads to the return of Felicia Gillespie and the gang discussing comedian Pat Dixon with shockingly violent audio that was used in court to allow Felicia an order of protection. Audience members call in with intelligence and goofiness.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2024

The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2024

Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2024

Chat Pack members Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz join Keith to discuss The Roast of Tom Brady as well as to help share the white perspective of Kendrick vs. Drake. The trio also covers Kevin Spacey endorsing RFK Jr. for the presidency, RFK’s worm-eaten brain, and Bummer News.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

Rod and Karen Morrow return with another episode of Last Week on KATG where they discuss Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, the last week of shows, and the toxicity of comedian Pat Dixon.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2024

Longtime KATG guest Pat Dixon’s pattern of abuse continues, and this time comedian Felicia Gillespie shares her stories of extreme mistreatment. Physical violence, verbal violence, mind manipulation, and character slander; it’s all here. Be sure to share your relatable stories.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2024

Favorites Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson join Keith to discuss his behavior at The New York Neo-Futurists’ The Infinite Wrench. The trio also discusses a 60-year-old Miss Universe, Ozempic causing erectile dysfunction, Jon Bon Jovi’s pretentious documentary THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, Netflix’s The Circle, and Carrie’s life-changing solar eclipse experience.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

The studio audience is back and in charge. This week we talk about death by 1,000 sauces and Keith’s comical frustration. Sponsored by The United States Postal Service. #GoPostal

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2024

MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! Episodes discussed: 36: Keepin' It Real 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2024

New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2024

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2024

Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2024

Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2024

Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2024

The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2024

Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2024

Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2024

From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2024

Chapter 9: Growing Up

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2024

Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2024

Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2024

Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2024