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Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

Keith Malley

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Funny, Selfhelp, Mentalhealth, Girl, Keith, Katg, Chemda

4.61.8K Ratings


Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others! KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. L'chaim.

173 Episodes

3820: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop w/ Felicia Gillespie and Craig Klein

Diddy delivered an eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior, which leads to the return of Felicia Gillespie and the gang discussing comedian Pat Dixon with shockingly violent audio that was used in court to allow Felicia an order of protection. Audience members call in with intelligence and goofiness.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2024

3819: Bad Boy to Life w/ Craig Klein and Chris

The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2024

3818: Country Queer w/ Ali Clayton

Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

3817: The Keith and The Girl Roast

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2024

3816: The Roast of Tom Brady w/ Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz

Chat Pack members Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz join Keith to discuss The Roast of Tom Brady as well as to help share the white perspective of Kendrick vs. Drake. The trio also covers Kevin Spacey endorsing RFK Jr. for the presidency, RFK’s worm-eaten brain, and Bummer News.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

3815: DAMN. w/ Rod & Karen Morrow

Rod and Karen Morrow return with another episode of Last Week on KATG where they discuss Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, the last week of shows, and the toxicity of comedian Pat Dixon.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2024

3814: Pat Dixon Strikes Again w/ Felicia Gillespie

Longtime KATG guest Pat Dixon’s pattern of abuse continues, and this time comedian Felicia Gillespie shares her stories of extreme mistreatment. Physical violence, verbal violence, mind manipulation, and character slander; it’s all here. Be sure to share your relatable stories.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2024

3813: The Infinite Wrench w/ Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson

Favorites Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson join Keith to discuss his behavior at The New York Neo-Futurists’ The Infinite Wrench. The trio also discusses a 60-year-old Miss Universe, Ozempic causing erectile dysfunction, Jon Bon Jovi’s pretentious documentary THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, Netflix’s The Circle, and Carrie’s life-changing solar eclipse experience.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

3812: Going Postal w/ Rod & Karen Morrow

The studio audience is back and in charge. This week we talk about death by 1,000 sauces and Keith’s comical frustration. Sponsored by The United States Postal Service. #GoPostal

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2024

3811: Take 5 (A Chu & A/Chat Pack Extravaganza) w/ Newsy and the Chat Pack

MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! Episodes discussed: 36: Keepin' It Real 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2024

3809: Being Awkward w/ Laura Merli

New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2024

3808: The Passing of Football Great O. J. Simpson w/ Sean Keane and Emily Walsh

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

3807: Curb Your Enthusiasm w/ Ellie Hino

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2024

3806: Doubt It, Thomas w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2024

3805: Sharky Malarkey w/ Kyle Thompson

Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2024

3804: The Craft w/ Brother Love

Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2024

3803: God Bless the U.S.A. w/ Lucie Pohl

The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2024

3802: Jury Duty and Stand-Up Extravaganza #16

Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2024

3801: The Very Best of Keith Malley

Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

3800: All Too Well w/ Liz Miele

Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2024

3799: Quiet on Set w/ Mallory Jane

From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

3798: Season 2 w/ Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery

Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

3797: The Saad Emails w/ Craig Klein and Chris

Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2024

3796: The Great American Novel 6

Chapter 9: Growing Up

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2024

3795: The Great American Novel 5

Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2024

3794: The Great American Novel 4

Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2024

3793: The Great American Novel 3

Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

3792: The Great American Novel 2

Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2024

3791: The Great American Novel

After two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2024

3790: And Just Like That… w/ Rod Morrow, Karen Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

It’s the OG’s final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she’s joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2024

3789: Connections w/ Carrie Gravenson and Danny Vega

Danny Vega brings us another batch of Am I the Assholes?, and Carrie Gravenson helps the gang by viciously judging strangers’ personal lives.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2024

3788: Powerphrasing w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy

Shahrum is joined by his wife Heather as he produces today’s show, casting Psychic to the Stars Robert Alvarez, Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2024

3787: The Plow w/ Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato

Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

3786: The Mispronunciation of Chemda

Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2024

3786: The Mispronunciation of Chemda w/ Rob Haze

Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2024

3785: The Producers w/ Adam Spiegelman

Keith and Chemda’s good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda’s departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.

Transcribed - Published: 29 February 2024

3784: The Nanny w/ Maggie Crane

New KATG guest Maggie Crane shares her life in regards to family, religion, and stand-up comedy. She also shares the behind the scenes of nannying and helps discuss Wendy’s upcoming surge-pricing. Also, Keith’s dad cheated in chess.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2024

3783: Woman Power w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

3782: Spaced Out w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris, Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow

Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2024

3781: Higher Power w/ Sophia Wortzel

Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2024

3780: Inshallah w/ Ahmed Al-kadri

Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2024

3779: Madame Web w/ Marga Gomez

Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2024

3778: Heartwork

Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2024

3777: Because I Got High w/ Andie Main

New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2024

3776: Murderball

Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024

3775: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Homestretch w/ Jimmy Pardo, Reena Calm, Christi Somers (???), Hope Dobrzynski, and Lucie Pohl

Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2024

3774: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Figure It Out or Die w/ Justy Dodge, Newsy, Kyle Thompson, and Calvin Cato

15 hours into the 2024 KATG Marathon, Justy Dodge shares the most family-related story of pure anguish that you’ll ever hear [trigger warning: it’s related to Christmas stockings], Newsy shares how his (married) dad used him to fuck a schoolmate’s mom, and former KATG intern Kyle Thompson catches us up from where’s he’s been since KATG #2923: The Case for Christ by sharing recent trauma after recent trauma regarding family and lovers. Calvin Cato closes the show out with his story of toxic validation.

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2024

3773: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Pimping Your Memories w/ Shauna Lane, Emily Panic, and Joe DeRosa

Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG’s fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda’s KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2024

3772: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Christian Finnegan, Chris Turner, Chaz Kangas, and Rojo Perez

HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people’s hands! Christian’s various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as children.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2024

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