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It's the B and the other.

Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Mally.

I'm Megan Kiester.

Megan, it's so good to see you,

you're everybody's favorites,

your mind quite quickly. That's what you don't have to laugh in shock, it's true.

Well, if I'm everybody's favorite, why the fuck didn't anybody tell me?

Because we're trying to...

Doesn't it seem like this would be information?

That would be, you know... it's a power play we have to

play a cool we can't look too desperate so when you get an email you're like oh shit

yeah what a nice surprise right I suppose yeah I didn't know that we were still capable of surprises.

I, well, I got to, let's get to the news that everybody's talking about.

The price of stamps went up five cents to 73 cents Megan.

Well here's the thing. No it didn't. Okay.

Explain.

Because I'll tell them that at the post office. I'll go no it's not.

Well, here's the thing. If you know this is the okay I'm going to tell you something that's going to change your life for the next I mean I guess until you know earth becomes unhappable now if I just cut the stamps off a mail that I get.

Well, that's a thought, but this is even less effort.

Okay.

So we've had, what do they call it?

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