3795: The Great American Novel 5

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living

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0:00.0	Hey, all you also's going to listen to us
0:02.3	It's a dune better go.
0:04.3	Hey, it's Keith Malley.
0:06.3	No, I missed you.
0:07.3	Stop it.
0:08.3	Quit it.
0:09.3	This is part five of the reading of the Great American novel.
0:15.3	This is Chapter 7, Keith Malley Lover Fighter,
0:19.2	and Chapter 8 Rules for Living.
0:22.2	But as with it, but you can get both books that I wrote this and the
0:26.4	dad emails book at Keith and the girl dot com slash dad book all right let's get right to it.
0:34.0	Chapter 7.
0:36.0	Do you do you.
0:38.0	Keith Malley, Lover Fighter.
0:41.0	Do do do do. fighter.
0:49.0	Girls say they just want the truth and some young guys get confused. Want to end the confusion boys?
0:51.0	The next time your girl asks if she looks fat, answer her honestly.
0:56.2	Me, I know better.
0:57.6	I give her a subtle hints to let her know about problem areas, but I never come right out and say it.
1:03.0	When you say fat compared to what?
1:06.0	You think I'm fat?
1:07.0	I don't know, I seen fatter.
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