3817: The Keith and The Girl Roast

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you also's all coming, everything to us
0:02.3	It's a d be the end of the year.
0:05.1	Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Mally.
0:07.2	Recently, of course, we were talking about the
0:09.6	roast of Tom Brady and comedy roasts in general.
0:13.6	And first of all, how good is it that we learned
0:16.3	that Tom Brady actually isn't attractive.
0:18.3	For some reason that feels so good.
0:20.5	It made me want to go back and watch the Keith and the girl roast from 2011 and we played it live on YouTube
0:27.4	You can see it now with commentary
0:29.7	You ever see like
0:32.2	Kevin Hart he's laughing at somebody so much, he can't sit still, he's standing up, he's bouncing around, and maybe you're thinking like, is that performative? Is that real? I was doing that listening to this roast. It's so fun and I want you to hear it
0:46.2	So you could see it on YouTube like I just mentioned but this show right now is the audio from that and because I want to make sure you hear it.
0:55.9	What a what a time capsule that's so where so yes 2011 there's a couple R words there's a few
1:01.3	F words but I think it holds up fine just the same.
1:06.0	You know, some people are dead.
1:09.7	The announcer, Lucas, he passed away, Diana, Deborah passed away.
1:15.0	We don't get those tits anymore.
1:16.3	She should have been buried like Hansolo,
1:17.9	you know what I mean?
1:19.3	In that carbonite.
1:21.1	It's funny, all the comments about Lauren Hennessy being manly looking back.
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