Hey all you also come and everything to us

it says we can never go.

Hey there, Keith and the girl, Keith Mally.

I have another stand-up album for you.

The last one, you guys were so nice,

the emails are so sweet. Yes, that album is like 10 years old and I know it did okay quite frankly

But everything's new again and you get nervous, you know like I was saying when I was talking with Liz

Mealy and yeah that was very fun I say we do it again I want to do a little yap

and tell you about my yesterday but yeah we'll play album number 16 the next to the last one the new one out now

being nice try tricksters this is number 16 called I'm dating your mom and I'm looking at the description in the store

this time he discusses his new love his new step kids his disciplinary ideas the climate of sensitivity, devil's advocates, sex robots, and

Louis CK's penis.

So I hope you dig it, but let's talk about jury duty first time ever in my life I always acted like I didn't get the

letters but then I'm like no I'm looking at how these court cases are turning out

newspapers and people are really fucking up with their judgments. So it is my duty.

I almost ordained by God. I know what's doing. Put me in put me in coach and I was talking to a lawyer and I'm like do I say I'm a

podcast or like no no you don't you don't say that you know don't say you have a show and

you can't you're eager to yap about everything you fucking see

And I'm like, okay, what should I say? I guess say comedian

Well, don't say that, that's the same thing.

Okay, um, actually, Keith, they're gonna Google you, so it doesn't fucking matter, you won't be picked.

I have an album called Sue Everybody, we I didn't know this was a public right but you could just make it

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