Hey all you guys are welcome and they think we want to say we

and the other show.

Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Malley.

And I'm Rod Marron.

Hey Rod, good to see you buddy.

Good to see you.

I had a, you're the second choice. I had a guest scheduled for today and I say hey you know just if you have a computer a

separate microphone. That's the way we got to play it. They said yes I'm all set.

I line it all up. They're on their phone without headphones without anything.

What, how aren't I going to find out?

Then I'll just go with it.

Never mind why you would want to put that out there because it's going to sound so shitty. I'm going to find

out you don't have a computer or a microphone. Then they go, now I have to buy a computer. I can't

afford it. By the way, this person's on TV quite often. I can't afford it. All the money went to the

publicist and it's like, okay, the publicist that you paid for got me in touch

with you and now we can't record. Can you borrow the publicist computer for an hour?

What is the most offensive thing a guest has done on

your show the black guy who tips where you're like I do you hate me did I run over your

dog? We have a classic episode where a person got they did it via phone and they were at work and they by the time they got off the call they were at home meaning that we

heard them get in their car drive get all the way to their house, and because the whole time we were like,

you have to get on a computer, you're killing us. And it was right as they got off the, got out the car right the phone dot and that was and then we

we've never had them back that was when we decided to try to have some

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