3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

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0:00.0	One two three four.
0:02.0	Hey all you ourselves come and
0:04.0	they're into a classic
0:05.0	a deep and never go.
0:07.0	When I'm out walking I strut my stuff
0:12.0	and I strut my stuff and I'm
0:16.0	Grandma's coming to town I'm high as a kite I just mind stop to eat your grandma out.
0:26.0	Let us go on.
0:29.0	Like I've whispered in the sun,
0:32.0	let we go on.
0:37.0	Big hands and know your own
0:40.0	your grandma.
0:43.0	Beautiful.
0:44.0	You guys worked that out.
0:45.0	Welcome everybody to Keith and the girl.
0:47.0	Hollywood Craig Klein, how you doing?
0:49.0	I'm doing very good.
0:51.0	Good.
0:52.0	And Christopher, did you guys plan that little duet?
0:55.1	Or do I just not know the words?
0:58.2	That's how I learned the song, but I learned it in church, so I don't know how Texas is the great stuff down here.
1:04.0	Well welcome everybody a lot of weird show times a lot of stuff going on be sure you
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