Childish

Greg has a Skankfest-borne illness this week and Alison is trying to control the language in her house. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Rula Go to rula.com/childish and take the first step towards better mental health today.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

We review our Halloween adventures and explore the 67 phenomenon. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

Alison is back in shape and Greg is lost in Vegas. Plus KFed spills the tea about the coke. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Greg gets busted in Alaska and Alison blows it out in Vegas. Plus we take a deep dive into public versus charter schools. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen  

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

We weigh in on the acetaminophen debate and Greg peels back the curtain on depression on the road. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen  

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Elliot has a new best friend as Greg parties with all his best friends in Vermont. And Alison struggles with her kids’ disappointment. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift at thrivemarket.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

O1 seeks employment in New York while O2 Seeks friendship in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Greg has mice and Alison is forced to get a new computer. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Function Unlock access to 160+ lab tests and advanced imaging at www.functionhealth.com/childish    

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Alison prepares the boys for first and third grade as Greg checks in on Owen’s move to New York. Plus Greg calls out a club. Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50off use code childish50off for 50% off your first box and free breakfast for one year! Thrive Market Get up 30% your first order plus a free gift at thrivemarket.com/childish Function Unlock access to 160+ lab tests and advanced imaging at www.functionhealth.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

We go deep into Alison’s orifices and celebrate Owen’s (0-1's) move to New York City Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Function Get a $100 credit toward your membership at www.functionhealth.com/childish or use code CHILDISH100 at signup

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

We go deep into Alison's orifices and celebrate Owen's (0-1's) move to New York City Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Function Get a $100 credit toward your membership at www.functionhealth.com/childish or use code CHILDISH100 at signup

Published: 30 July 2025

Can you put a price on going to Disneyland? Yes you can it’s 756 dollars for four people. Also we break down Greg’s misunderstanding with his son. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift just for signing up at thrivemarket.com/childish Factor Forms Daily Greens  Get 40% off plus free shipping on your first order at factor75.com/childish Hers For your personalized weight loss treatment options go to forhers.com/childish Graza Get 10% off your first Trio when you go to graza.co and use code CHILDISH  

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Published: 2 July 2025

O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Young Owen is learning to swim and Greg gets an interesting delivery from the mailman.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Form Get 40% off plus free shipping on your first order at factor75.com/childish Graza Use code childish to get 10% off at graza.co Soul Use promo code childish for 30% off your entire order at getsoul.com

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Young Owen is learning to swim and Greg gets an interesting delivery from the mailman.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Form Get 40% off plus free shipping on your first order at factor75.com/childish Graza Use code childish to get 10% off at graza.co Soul Use promo code childish for 30% off your entire order at getsoul.com

Published: 18 June 2025

School’s out and it’s time to teach the boys how to ride a bike. Also JoJo is becoming a great musician. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

School's out and it's time to teach the boys how to ride a bike. Also JoJo is becoming a great musician. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Published: 4 June 2025

Elliot has graduated to the shower, JoJo has a fender bender and Alison is enrolling in yoga classes. Or is she? And Greg rebounds!  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Graza Get 10% off your first Trio when you go to graza.co and use code CHILDISH Soul Get 30% off your entire order when you go to GetSoul.com and use code CHILDISH

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

We discuss and judge celebrity parenting. Plus a Mother’s Day preview! And Alison is soon to be one foot closer to the grave.  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

We discuss and judge celebrity parenting. Plus a Mother's Day preview! And Alison is soon to be one foot closer to the grave.  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Published: 7 May 2025

In this world where people are choosing to breed less we talk about why you should have more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Soul Get 30% off when you go to getsoul.com and use the code CHILDISH

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

We revisit the shocking discoveries in Alison's parents' house and Greg says something that will haunt Alison 'til her dying days. Meanwhile, Greg is a little under the weather. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Greg and Alison are flirting with people. Don't tell their spouses! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Get 50% off your first meal box when you go to factormeals.com/childish50off and use code CHILDISH50OFF

Published: 26 March 2025

Greg and Alison are flirting with people. Don’t tell their spouses! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Get 50% off your first meal box when you go to factormeals.com/childish50off and use code CHILDISH50OFF

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

We discuss panda parenting vs tiger parenting. Which are you? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Published: 12 March 2025

We discuss panda parenting vs tiger parenting. Which are you? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

We debate whether it’s ok to have a child free wedding. Plus Greg’s perfect Valentine’s Day. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

We pay off last year’s predictions and make some new ones for 2025. Also: F*ck Kanye. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

Alison’s loss puts her ahead once more and Greg recounts his South African adventure. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

Greg is down under in South Africa and Alison tries to figure whether she bought enough presents for the kids. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish  

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2024

Parents are naming their kids after dogs and Alison’s review of Wicked. Plus Greg finds the cure for depression. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

A debate rages about buying your Thanksgiving turkey and we ponder what our legacies will be. Plus “Ask Erin” and drama in Tempe! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

In an effort to bring the country together, we talk about the joys and tribulations of parenting. Plus, are you a "living room" family? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

In an effort to bring the country together, we talk about the joys and tribulations of parenting. Plus, are you a "living room" family? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Published: 13 November 2024

Greg and Alison both have wild nights but one of their kids gets the dreaded head lice. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

Greg and Alison talk about saying yes to things in life. And the joy of dog snuggling. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

A new debate about white noise for babies and should you get mad at your friend for birthing on your couch? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

Alison's circle expands and Greg's worried he's going to eat cat food. Plus Ask Erin, the worst couple online, and particularly troubling parenting low. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

A new study shows that laughter is very healthy for parents and children. Let's just say this episode is an elixir. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2024

Greg and Alison are together again! Greg is spread thin and Alison's test strip is thicc. Plus tips to ease into the first week of school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

Greg’s experience being cattle prodded by a shoe shine guy and Alison’s trip to Japan! Plus a vocab quiz. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2024

Growing up with drunk dads and breaking the cycle. Plus parenting advice for the rich! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Today it’s health class for Greg. Plus we hear from Melvin! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Greg is mentoring people and Elliot has a new passion. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Greg is mentoring people and Elliot has a new passion. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Alison gets a puppy and Greg prepares to celebrate his 25th anniversary. Plus drowsy driving! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

Alison gets a puppy and Greg prepares to celebrate his 25th anniversary. Plus drowsy driving! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Published: 12 June 2024

Alison is building muscle while Greg heads to Vegas to see The Dead. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Published: 29 May 2024

Alison is building muscle while Greg heads to Vegas to see The Dead. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2024

Greg and Alison's highs soar to the zenith of parenting possibility's this week while you may want to fast forward through the lows. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Published: 15 May 2024