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Alison goes on a late-night fro-yo run with Elliot and Greg spends a few days alone in his house. Plus the wild parrots of SF! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Thanksgiving had its ups and downs but it brought both our families closer together. And one of our Owens finally got a job. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

Greg has a Skankfest-borne illness this week and Alison is trying to control the language in her house. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Rula Go to rula.com/childish and take the first step towards better mental health today.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

We review our Halloween adventures and explore the 67 phenomenon. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

Alison is back in shape and Greg is lost in Vegas. Plus KFed spills the tea about the coke. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Greg gets busted in Alaska and Alison blows it out in Vegas. Plus we take a deep dive into public versus charter schools. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen  

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

We weigh in on the acetaminophen debate and Greg peels back the curtain on depression on the road. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen  

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Elliot has a new best friend as Greg parties with all his best friends in Vermont. And Alison struggles with her kids’ disappointment. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift at thrivemarket.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

O1 seeks employment in New York while O2 Seeks friendship in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Greg has mice and Alison is forced to get a new computer. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Function Unlock access to 160+ lab tests and advanced imaging at www.functionhealth.com/childish    

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Alison prepares the boys for first and third grade as Greg checks in on Owen’s move to New York. Plus Greg calls out a club. Our Lovely Sponsor! Hers Go to forhers.com/childish to get a personalized, affordable plan Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50off use code childish50off for 50% off your first box and free breakfast for one year! Thrive Market Get up 30% your first order plus a free gift at thrivemarket.com/childish Function Unlock access to 160+ lab tests and advanced imaging at www.functionhealth.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

We go deep into Alison’s orifices and celebrate Owen’s (0-1's) move to New York City Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Function Get a $100 credit toward your membership at www.functionhealth.com/childish or use code CHILDISH100 at signup

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Can you put a price on going to Disneyland? Yes you can it’s 756 dollars for four people. Also we break down Greg’s misunderstanding with his son. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Thrive Market Get 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift just for signing up at thrivemarket.com/childish Factor Forms Daily Greens  Get 40% off plus free shipping on your first order at factor75.com/childish Hers For your personalized weight loss treatment options go to forhers.com/childish Graza Get 10% off your first Trio when you go to graza.co and use code CHILDISH  

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Young Owen is learning to swim and Greg gets an interesting delivery from the mailman.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Form Get 40% off plus free shipping on your first order at factor75.com/childish Graza Use code childish to get 10% off at graza.co Soul Use promo code childish for 30% off your entire order at getsoul.com

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

School’s out and it’s time to teach the boys how to ride a bike. Also JoJo is becoming a great musician. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

Elliot has graduated to the shower, JoJo has a fender bender and Alison is enrolling in yoga classes. Or is she? And Greg rebounds!  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Graza Get 10% off your first Trio when you go to graza.co and use code CHILDISH Soul Get 30% off your entire order when you go to GetSoul.com and use code CHILDISH

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

We discuss and judge celebrity parenting. Plus a Mother’s Day preview! And Alison is soon to be one foot closer to the grave.  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

In this world where people are choosing to breed less we talk about why you should have more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Soul Get 30% off when you go to getsoul.com and use the code CHILDISH

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

We revisit the shocking discoveries in Alison's parents' house and Greg says something that will haunt Alison 'til her dying days. Meanwhile, Greg is a little under the weather. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Greg and Alison are flirting with people. Don’t tell their spouses! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Get 50% off your first meal box when you go to factormeals.com/childish50off and use code CHILDISH50OFF

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

We discuss panda parenting vs tiger parenting. Which are you? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

We debate whether it’s ok to have a child free wedding. Plus Greg’s perfect Valentine’s Day. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

We pay off last year’s predictions and make some new ones for 2025. Also: F*ck Kanye. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

Alison’s loss puts her ahead once more and Greg recounts his South African adventure. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

Greg is down under in South Africa and Alison tries to figure whether she bought enough presents for the kids. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish  

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2024

Parents are naming their kids after dogs and Alison’s review of Wicked. Plus Greg finds the cure for depression. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

A debate rages about buying your Thanksgiving turkey and we ponder what our legacies will be. Plus “Ask Erin” and drama in Tempe! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

In an effort to bring the country together, we talk about the joys and tribulations of parenting. Plus, are you a "living room" family? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Masterclass Learn from the best, be your best at masterclass.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

Greg and Alison both have wild nights but one of their kids gets the dreaded head lice. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

Greg and Alison talk about saying yes to things in life. And the joy of dog snuggling. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

A new debate about white noise for babies and should you get mad at your friend for birthing on your couch? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

Alison's circle expands and Greg's worried he's going to eat cat food. Plus Ask Erin, the worst couple online, and particularly troubling parenting low. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

A new study shows that laughter is very healthy for parents and children. Let's just say this episode is an elixir. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2024

Greg and Alison are together again! Greg is spread thin and Alison's test strip is thicc. Plus tips to ease into the first week of school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Fabric Start investing in your child today at meetfabric.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

Greg’s experience being cattle prodded by a shoe shine guy and Alison’s trip to Japan! Plus a vocab quiz. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2024

Growing up with drunk dads and breaking the cycle. Plus parenting advice for the rich! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Today it’s health class for Greg. Plus we hear from Melvin! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Greg is mentoring people and Elliot has a new passion. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Alison gets a puppy and Greg prepares to celebrate his 25th anniversary. Plus drowsy driving! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

Alison is building muscle while Greg heads to Vegas to see The Dead. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2024

Greg and Alison’s highs soar to the zenith of parenting possibility’s this week while you may want to fast forward through the lows. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2024

While Greg was staring at the sun in Mexico, Alison was taking a child to surgery. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2024

Greg has a lonely week while Alison is reminded of the importance of friendship. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2024

We talk about St Paddy’s Day adventures and being shaken down by Walgreens. Alison has always been hot but now she is really heating up. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2024

Greg can't catch a break and Elliot's party is a success but takes it out of Alison. Plus do we want our spouses to remarry should anything happen to us? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50 and use code CHILDISH50 to get 50% off PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2024

A rainy Wednesday in LA gives us a chance to put an end to all the conversations about Taylor Swift. Also swaddling facts from Erin! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2024

Elliot fights to bring his brother to Universal and Greg fights to keep his sanity by running in the pouring rain. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50 and use code CHILDISH50 to get 50% off

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2024

As Greg’s recovers from his daughter's party, Alison plans one for her son. Plus a possible cure for morning sickness and a surprising Super Bowl stat. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify Take your business to the next level today at shopify.com/childish Lume Get $5 off starter pack when you use code childish at lumedeodorant.com

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2024

We pay off last year’s predictions, make new ones for this year, and we defend Jo Koy. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Factor Go to factormeals.com/childish50 and use code CHILDISH50 to get 50% off PolicyGenius Compare and buy insurance online at policygenius.com

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2024

Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about "looping" teacher, Generation Alpha, and your emails.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2023