Episode 207 - Alison's Hawaiian Hurl

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship.

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out a bit.
0:14.0	Childish, oh shit, how can I parent when I'm still a kid?
0:19.0	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I was ready to this?
0:24.5	Summer's here, and the time is right.
0:28.6	Childish, baby.
0:32.0	That's right.
0:33.3	The time is right.
0:35.4	I am covered in mosquito bites and I can't stop sneezing.
0:39.6	That's how my summer is going.
0:41.1	I was thinking about that earlier.
0:42.2	I was thinking summer is attacking me, Greg.
0:45.4	Well, is there dog shit laying in the yard?
0:49.1	Could that have something to do with all the flies and mosquitoes?
0:53.9	Um, I mean, there might be a, do with all the flies and mosquitoes?
1:01.0	I mean, there might be a couple piles of dog shit, okay?
1:02.4	Piles is the wrong word.
1:06.6	A couple presents from our dog's anus.
1:07.1	Yes.
1:12.9	But the mosquito problem in Burbank is it's beyond dog feces.
1:13.6	Really?
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