Episode 212 - From the Rolling Hills of Vermont to the the Mosquito Pit that is Burbank

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Elliot has a new best friend as Greg parties with all his best friends in Vermont. And Alison struggles with her kids’ disappointment.

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid.
0:09.4	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out a bit.
0:14.2	Childish, oh shit, how can I parent when I'm still a kid?
0:19.0	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I was ready to this?
0:24.0	Hey now, coming to you from the rolling hills of, what do they call Vermont?
0:28.4	The Green State?
0:29.3	I don't know, but I'm in Vermont, and I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:33.2	And coming to you from a hot, humid, mosquito-laden pocket of Burbank, California, I'm Allison Rosen.
0:41.1	Welcome to Childish.
0:42.7	Allison, can I just say, you know I love you, right?
0:46.5	Thank you. Ditto.
0:47.6	Your patience with me today is extraordinary.
0:51.9	I was late.
0:53.5	I was in the middle of a hike
0:54.7	when you sent the link for the call.
0:58.3	And then I ran from the hills of Vermont
1:00.7	into the farmhouse.
1:02.9	And then I tried to get my computer,
1:05.1	but the hosts of the house were on a Zoom call
1:08.5	and my computer was under their computer.
1:10.7	So I had to try to use
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