Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I was ready for this?

Coming to alive from Denver, Colorado, it's the Fitzdog.

I'm still in beautiful, hot Burbank, California.

It's Allison Rosen.

Yeah, it's so weird because I talked to my wife

in lovely Venice Beach, California,

and she said it's cold.

It's like low 70s.

You have to throw that in my face, don't you?

It's just so weird.

We are literally seven miles from each other

and it's 30 degrees difference in temperature. Yeah but I have a lawn. I have a

beautiful rolling dead brown but now there's new

blades of grass that are probably some kind of invasive

species lawn because you can't really water so much in Burbank

anymore, but the point is is if only we had a sponsor that

provided us with green lush grass we don't have them anymore if they come

back then my I will I will liberally douse my

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