Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this? Welcome to 2004

2004 I'm the new improved Greg Fitzimmons

and I am the even better Alice and Rosen.

Hello. Even better than you were last year or are you saying you're even better than me

oh no I meant even better than I was last year oh okay because I don't want to start our new year in some kind of pissing contest.

Yeah, no, you and I are a team.

By the way, what's a pissing contest?

Where did that phrase come from?

Because a man versus a woman, you're toast.

Oh, yeah.

No, I always assumed it was a pissing contest between men, but you're right what is being tested. Is it

stream pressure, stream length, like the distance? I imagine it's like about quantity right there's so many

different ways to measure urine yes so okay you and let's say Mike Gibbons, Gibbons.

You're out, you both need to take a piss, and you decide to have a contest how do you figure it going?

I think you both stand behind a line and it's pretty, I'm picturing a dirt ground

so you can really mark where it lands.

And you go for, you gotta stand at least three feet

abreast because otherwise it's splatter you really want a clear mark.

It's like a long jumper.

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