Childish, oh shit, last time I checked I was still a kid.

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out a bit.

Childish, oh shit, how can I parent when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I was ready to this?

Coming to you live from Las Vegas, Nevada.

This is Greg Fitzsimmons.

Hello, this is Allison Rosen coming to you live from Burbank.

However, I was just in Las Vegas, so I like to think you're walking the trail that I tread.

Yes, I saw your footprints, and it was like that poem, you know, where you say,

how come Jesus, when I was having a bad time, our two sets of footprints on the beach

turned into one.

Why did you abandon me?

And Jesus Christ said, you fucking asshole I carried you you fat fuck

you lazy son of a bitch speaking of overweight yeah Las Vegas needs to diet quite a bit

the irony the rich irony of this coming from a quite a bit.

The irony, the rich irony, of this coming from a man, or maybe it's actually consistent,

who told me moments ago that he was struggling because he had eaten a bite of muffin. I know, I know.

It's just, you know, it's one thing to carry some extra weight, but like people in these

scooters that are like, pouring over the sides of it and, you know, and they've got like,

I saw a woman today with a giant Coca-Cola cup while sitting in it.

It's like, do you just give up at a certain point?

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