Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I was ready for this? Greetings Earthlings Earthlings I am humanoid Greg Fitzsimmons.

I am humanoid Greg Fitzsimmons.

I am humanoid, Allison Rosen.

And together we will be bringing forth

an audio recording of a child-based plant-based conversation.

You might know it by the name, childish.

It's not about parenting or children.

We ask now that any children be ushered out of the room and put into cold storage?

I have, have you heard of effin birds?

No.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna dawn my humanoid suit.

Welcome to Childish everyone.

I don't know what that was.

I have, so Effin Birds, it's this Canadian guy,

he's really funny, he does these drawing like beautiful

drawings of birds saying really like obscene things just like telling each each other to fuck off and talking about how everyone's dumb and it's just, it's funny.

So I have an effin bird's calendar and it's like this, you know, draw, like almost like an Ottoman style drawing of a cardinal saying like what the

fuck and other stuff.

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