The Film Reroll

Cabin in the Woods continues! Joz makes a cocktail! Jon kicks open a door! Scott sits in a grave! Kara crashes a car! Andy finds a key! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Joz Vammer – Bill S. Preston Esq. Kara Strait – Isaac Caesar Andy Hoover – Larry Wilson Paulo … Continue reading Ep 173: The Cabin in the Woods (Part 2)

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2025

Scott listens to the radio! Andy buys gas! Kara critiques rocks! Jon crashes a car! Joz robs an old man! We’re doing Cabin in the Woods!! Jon Miller – The Athlete Scott Aiello – The Scholar Joz Vammer – The Fool Kara Strait – The Virgin Andy Hoover – The Wh*re Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Scott listens to the radio! Andy buys gas! Kara critiques rocks! Jon crashes a car! Joz robs an old man! We’re doing Cabin in the Woods!! Jon Miller – The Athlete Scott Aiello – The Scholar Joz Vammer – The Fool Kara Strait – The Virgin Andy Hoover – The Wh*re Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Time Bandits is among us once again! Andy steals a girl’s diary! Kara calls the ocean fake! Joz speaks to her creator! Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Joz Vammer – Wally Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Tunnels! Magic Fountains! Forests of Fire! It’s the last episode of Last Unicorn! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2025

Joz climbs a magic tree! Kara runs away with a strange girl! Alex casts a dust cloud! Andy eats cheese! Have no fear, Last Unicorn is here! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025

Beetlejuice makes no sense as the title of this movie in our version. Who cares, it’s Beetlejuice!! Paulo Quiros – Adam Maitland Carolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara Maitland Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2024

Carolyn connects about photography! Paulo stabs himself in the neck! We’re back with more Beetlejuice! Paulo Quiros – Adam Maitland Carolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara Maitland Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2024

Jump in the line, rock your body in time. Ok, I believe you. Paulo Quiros – Adam Maitland Carolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara Maitland Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024

Joz jumps over a fire! Kara turns to stone! Andy fixes his shoulder! Alex lies to a guard! Great shakes, it’s Last Unicorn! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2024

When the laaaaaast eagle flies over the laaaaast crumbling mountain. And the laaaaaaast lion roars at the laaaaaast dusty fountain. Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Andy Hoover – Schmendrick Alex Demers – Prince Lír Kara Strait – Edgar Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2024

Tremors comes to a thrilling and explosive close!! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Heather Gummer Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2024

We’ve got two tickets to Paradise! It’s more Tremors! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Nestor Cunningham Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2024

Tremors trembles with tremendous terrestrial terrors. Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Miguel Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2024

Tremors continue to occur. We ask that you stay vigilant. Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Heather Gummer Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

We feel the earth move under our feet. Great shakes, it’s Tremors! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Jim Wallace Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2024

Einstein discovers that time is actually bandits. Joz Vammer – Kevin Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2024

The Fifth Element reaches it’s wild conclusion. The Earth hangs in the balance. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

The Fifth Element enters its trial by Fire. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2024

The Fifth Element strides upwards into element 3, or as you call it, air. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2024

The Fifth Element plays around under element number two, which you might know as Earth. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

The Fifth Element takes its time exploring the Third Element, a.k.a. water! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2024

The Fifth Element takes a hard right turn! Scott punches the ceiling! Andy goes for a swim! Joz drives a car! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2024

Turns out it’s not heart, it’s Milla Jovovich! Scott gets cat food in his eyes! Andy researches spaceships! Joz slide tackles an alien! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2024

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Paulo starts a hockey team! Andy plays backgammon! Lisa distributes hats! Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2024

It’s Thanksgiving! Lisa draws up a contract. Andy sets up chairs. Paulo steals a ham. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2023

Believing in yourself, that was your first fuck-up. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2023

Kara goes to the doctor. Joz talks to the police. Andy tries to punch an old man. Paulo makes love to the universe. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2023

Halloween is here. Spookiness and Fear. Fun for all that children call their frightful time of year. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2023

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2023

Galaxy Quest! Kara yells at actors! Paulo takes a bath! Joz eats a taco! Andy repairs a spaceship! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2023

The gang pretend to be actors in a movie portraying actors in a tv show who think they’re in a tv show when they’re really in real life. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Alex Demers – Guy Fleegman Jon … Continue reading Ep 143: Galaxy Quest (Part 1)

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

A funny thing happened on the way to the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Selan Vis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2023

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Trix Saldana Jon Miller – Orri Nellis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun … Continue reading Ep 141: Rogue Two: The Quickening (Part 7)

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2023

Rogue 2 is back, and this time it’s got attitude . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Luisa Menzen – Mira Ruun … Continue reading Ep 140: Rogue Two: Rogue Harder (Part 6)

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2023

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Tim Nolan – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2023

In which all the players find that circumstances are not quite what they seem. Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2023

In which our heroes plot and conspire to find the murderer among them. Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Kara Strait – Mrs. White Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2023

In which our heroes arrive at a mysterious mansion at the beckoning of an interested friend. Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2023

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Greg Taubman – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2023

I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Mason Konrad – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2023

I was going to the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Chewbacca Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Lane Moore – Steve Paulo … Continue reading Ep 133: Rogue Two: Some Star Wars Stories (Part 2)

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2023

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Brandon Tyler Harris – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2023

The Turtles saga comes to a thrilling end! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2023

Heroes in a halfshell! Turtle Power! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2022

The turtles reach their long dark pizza-time of the soul! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2022

Turtles are back in action! Things are beginning to get slightly less tubular! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2022

All of them witches. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2022

Hocus Pocus, here we go again. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2022

I put a spell on you! And now you’re mine! Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Billy Butcherson Joz Vammer – DM

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2022