Ep 178: Hocus Pocus (Part 5)
The Film Reroll
Paulo Quiros
4.9 • 762 Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Twist the bones and bend the back. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Trim him of his baby fat. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Give him fur black as black, just… Like… This!
Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson
Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson
Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson
Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop
Kara Strait – Morgan le Fay
Joz Vammer – DM
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm Hello everybody and welcome back to the film re-roll. |
| 0:30.7 | We are the podcast where we play through all of your favorite movies as role-playing games and just completely hocus-pocus them up. |
| 0:36.7 | And we are doing hocus pocus by just be your coincidence. That's the one we're doing. We're doing more of it. We're still doing it. We're still going. I'm going to stop talking and hand it off to our chief and commander for the day, our GM. And witch in charge. Jaws Vammer, how are you doing Jaws? That feels like a preschool title. Commander for the Day. Oh my God, it does. I'm good. How are all of you? |
| 0:56.7 | Good. I wanted good. How are all of you? |
| 0:56.6 | I wanted to be commander for the day. Yeah, yeah. You got to be line leader earlier too, Jaws. |
| 1:05.3 | Okay, never mind. I was just going along with the whole preschool thing. I never wanted to be |
| 1:10.0 | leader in preschool. That always freaked me out. They would like ask you questions and I would never know what to say. Don't psychoanalyze. Don't psychoanalyze. Don't psychoanalyze. Preschool jobs. Yes, we are back. We're welcome back. We're going to try to finish up our hocus pocus re-roll unless somebody absolutely like breaks the world, |
| 1:30.2 | then we'll see what happens from there. |
| 1:32.6 | Who would do that? |
| 1:33.6 | I'm going to break it. |
| 1:35.7 | They might be interdimensional. |
| 1:38.1 | We don't know. |
| 1:38.7 | We'll find out. |
| 1:39.6 | Cross over. |
| 1:40.2 | I really want to run wreck it Ralph so badly. |
| 1:43.6 | But for now, we're doing hocus poocus, and we have our regular crew of Miss Koreans, Troumakers, |
| 1:50.6 | sort of the outcasts of society, the witch group. |
| 1:54.5 | Would you like to sound off with your name, the character you're playing, and what you had for lunch? |
| 1:59.1 | Sure. |
| 2:00.0 | Okay, you have to pick someone, though. |
| 2:18.8 | Paolo, you go first. Oh, me, okay. Hello, everybody. I am Paolo Kiroz. I am playing Eliba Bethany Bishop. I am playing technically Billy Burcherson. I don't think we're going to meet him again. I'm playing Jacques Fox, the Trapper. and I'm also playing Abernathy, I guess, |
| 2:20.4 | and also maybe some other animal friends from time to time, whatever happened. to meet him again. I'm playing Jacques Fox, the Trapper. And I'm also playing Abernathy, I guess, |
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