I'm I'm Hello everybody and welcome back to the film re-roll.

We are the podcast where we play through all of your favorite movies as role-play games and completely muck-em-up.

We are going to start at the beginning

of a movie and improvise through it so anything can happen, but unlike regular improv where we

can simply say that we seduce a bartender or intimidate a mugger, we have to roll dice that

tell us if we succeed or fail, and thus the story changes. We are doing 200 cigarettes today.

This is a 1999 movie set in 1981.

It's an ensemble comedy following several groups of friends, all having adventures around

New York City while making their way to Monica's New Year's party.

As such, we are divided into groups, recording separately, not aware of anyone else's activities unless we intersect.

We have in the first team John Miller playing Kevin, who's Paul Rudd's character in the movie, and Kara Strait playing Lucy, who's Courtney loves character.

Then Scott Iiello playing Bridget and me, Paoloquitos, playing Caitlin, who are the two models constantly trying to one-op each other.

Then we have Lisa Kapitsky as Steffi and Courtney Alana Ward as Val, Christina Ricci's character, as the two girls in from Long Island.

And finally, Carolyn Faye Kramer as Cindy, Kate Hudson's character, and Andy Hoover as Jack, who's Jay Moore's character. And our GM for the day is Jaws Vammer, so I'll hand it off to Jaws. I am the GM of this ridiculous film, and I am so very excited. I'm not going to give you a lot of talk at the top this time. If you want to listen to that, it's going to be tacked on to the end. So after the final theme song, you can hear what everybody thinks about it. But right now,

we're just going to jump right into play. So off we go. Okay. So, uh, just for a quick, like,

welcome to the show. What are you doing? What are you doing? You know better. That was a good role and you wasted it, Kara? I fucked up! Well, that's a sound bite for everybody now. That's not how dice rolls work. What do you know, John? That's how luck works. Also, we just lost Kara. She wandered off screen. I mean... I needed water. Got it. Whatever. We're Lucy Goosey. It's 200 cigarettes. You're Lucy Goosey. I'm dialed in. I have Lucy Goosey. You are to begin. So first of all, Courtney Love, what a trip. Right. Who is... I love Courtney Love. I have loved Courtney Love since I was a young child. I still think she's stunningly gorgeous and incredibly intelligent. No, I guess thank you for casting me as a depressed

asshole, nihilistic, cynical piece of shit. I appreciate it. Only you could be in a bad mood

about getting to play Paul Rudd. Who's a miserable twat? You can see my face. The listeners will believe you when you say it. I have to be Paul Rudd. John's love is very pointy. That's all. It's just pointy. But it's love. So, hello, you've probably now heard. I have Kara and John here. I'm very excited to see what they do with Lucy and Kevin. Oh my God. Yeah, listeners,

if this is your first episode, first of all, weird choice. Second of all, you get the

introductions when we decide you get the introductions, okay? Maybe check yourself. And if it's

going to be somebody's first episode, if it is, please write in and tell us what you think of the film re-roll on the whole based on this episode. Yeah, especially if it's your first time listening and you think you're falling in love with us. Yeah. And if you should be. If Kara is playing her two sexual skills on her character sheet. Wait, she's got two? She's got two. I really thought you were talking about my tits for a second.

I'm going to be so real.

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