I'm Hello everybody and welcome back to a teartacular version of the film re-roll. We're doing a Christmas special. We're doing a sweet little I should introduce the show. We're the podcast where we play through movies as role-playing games and completely ruin them.

What does that mean?

I haven't explained this in a while, I feel like, what does our show...

What happens in the show?

What do we do here?

This is an episode that people might tune into for the first time.

You know, it's just like it's a thing.

It's a trademark thing. Do you want another take at the beginning then? Oh, no, no, no. This is all live.

It's happening.

We're not going to redo this.

But basically, we start at the beginning of a movie or, you know, a short film in this case

and play through the movie as a role playing game with our fine actors and improvisers here

as the main characters.

So whatever happens, happens.

This is all improvised. We're not going to follow the movie,

probably. Now, why wouldn't we just, you know, the characters in the movie succeed? Why wouldn't we do

the same thing? Ah, well, because we have to roll dice to see if we succeed or fail on every little

thing we have to do. And so very quickly, it spirals out of control. And next thing we know,

we've kicked Glinda in the face or whatever. I was going to folly and then my dice went everywhere.

Yeah, your dice literally spiraled out of control as Paulo said that.

Much like my introduction.

Much like your introduction.

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