Ep 183: The Cabin in the Woods (Part 3)
The Film Reroll
Paulo Quiros
4.9 β’ 762 Ratings
ποΈ 30 April 2026
β±οΈ 102 minutes
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Summary
Cabin in the Woods rises back up from the dead!
Jon Miller β Gordon Bombay
Scott Aiello β Ian Malcolm
Joz Vammer β Bill S. Preston Esq.
Kara Strait β Isaac Caesar
Andy Hoover β Larry Wilson
Paulo Quiros β DM
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm Hey, hello everybody and welcome back to the film re-roll. |
| 0:31.9 | We are the podcast where we play through all your favorite movies as role-playing games and completely just absolutely make a mess of things. We are back with more cabinet in the woods, which was interrupted briefly and rudely. We're back. We're doing it again. Is the cabinet in the room with me today? Not a very exciting movie. What? You said cabinet in the woods. Cabinet. Cabinet in the woods. I went on the record that I wasn't the first to interrupt. We're making a lot of laws today in our cabinet in the woods. Oh, got it. Okay. I was thinking actually |
| 0:57.5 | there's just this cabinet that sits in the woods that we told it. It's just a bunch of old white guys hanging out in the forest. Can I pass a law to stop Paolo from ever doing that weird laugh voice he just did again? What was that? |
| 1:11.3 | That face, I frowned so hard, I think I invented a new kind of wrinkle in my face. |
| 1:18.4 | In the room with me today, in the role of Gordon Bombay, our athlete, it is John Miller. |
| 1:24.8 | Gordon Bombay, reporting for duty. |
| 1:26.9 | That's right. |
| 1:29.7 | That's my character voice for two millions. It's so good, John. |
| 1:31.1 | In the role of Larry Wilson, Andy Hoover. |
| 1:34.7 | That's right. |
| 1:35.4 | I am ready for anything, especially of a sexual nature. |
| 1:38.7 | I was not informed about the undead. |
| 1:42.4 | I was not informed about the undead. |
| 1:44.0 | And that's all I'll say. |
| 1:45.0 | Absolute legal counsel. |
| 1:46.1 | In the role of the scholar, it is Ian Malcolm, as played by Scott Ayello. |
| 1:51.6 | I also play the cabinet, so it's going to get crazy in here. |
| 1:56.7 | In the role of The Fool, aka Bill S. Preston Esquire, from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, it is Jaws Vammer. |
| 2:03.4 | Dude, righteous, dude. |
| 2:05.4 | And finally, in the role of the Virgin, it is Isaac Caesar, as played by Kara Strait. |
| 2:10.7 | I was not informed. We were doing character voices for the intro. |
| 2:14.9 | I must be apprised of these situations, so I don't look like a fool. |
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