The Christian O’Connell Show

It’s our 8th birthday, and we’re celebrating the only way that makes sense: giving away 1512 Viennettas! Along the way we squeeze in Tombstone Texts, share the tiny wins in Small Thing, Big Joy, and cool things down with Ice Cream Movies for At Work Time Wasters.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2026

Christian and Rio’s undercover adventure took a turn when their “secret trip” nearly stranded them -thanks to a last minute airport intercom call sending them sprinting to the gate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

We kick off with 3 Word Wednesday, before Christian reveals how his and Rio’s secret road trip ended with their names blasted over the airport intercom.  The countdown continues for tomorrow’s 1512 Vienetta Giveaway for our 8th birthday, with listeners flooding the waitlist. Plus, we dive into unbelievable coincidences for What Are The Odds, and wrap with Winter Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

On today’s show we tackle the real issues: 80s playgrounds, classic mum sayings and the eternal battle of dogs vs cats. We also surprise another pub with $5000 for Save Our Pub, and things get wonderfully weird with Veggie Celebs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

It’s a big Monday on The Christian O’Connell Show as Alex shares the news that today will be his final day on the team. Brand new 3‑Word Weekend, Monday Menders & Misheard Lyrics. Plus, the countdown begins to the show’s 8th birthday and the outrageous plan to give away 1,512 Vienettas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

This morning on Christian O'Connell show, after a year of juggling two jobs and raising three young children, Alex has made the difficult decision to leave the show to focus on his family.  It's clear that Alex will be deeply missed, but the decision to prioritize family is completely understood and respected. The team has been grateful for the time they've had with Alex, who has been a kind and loving presence. "I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my time on the Christian O’Connell show and the last year juggling three young children and two jobs has been chaotic, exhausting and a lot of fun.  Working with Christian and the team has been a joy and a privilege, but the grind of holding down two jobs at both ends of the day was proving too much and something had to give.  So, I’ve decided the time is right to put the early morning alarm clock away for a while, and concentrate my efforts on my TV roles and very energetic young family.  Thank you to Christian and the team for the laughs and thank you to our wonderful audience who tune in every day. It’s been an honour. I wish Christian, Rio, Pats and the team all the very best in their continued success, and will listen on with the fondest of memories." - Alex CullenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2026

The team barrels into Friday with Tragic Mike antics, Knock Off Friday calls and What Came From Above. Plus, People’s Playlist, Dance Movie Timewasters and the eternal question of what the sheep ever did to anyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

The team shares their top recommendations on what to watch this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

While Christian is away we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits! From the absurdity of a man's shower giving way, to the ridiculousness of a clown shortage, and career profiling.  Plus Small Thing, Big Joy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

We hear stories of people who got changed into something more presentable before rushing to the hospital!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Christian kicks off 3 Word Wednesday with the team’s three‑word confessions. Plus, listeners reveal the strange things hiding in their car boots, a new round of What Are The Odds, then Sport Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

The show opens with a tribute to Neale Daniher, honouring his extraordinary legacy. Christian moves into Monday Winners and Losers where he shares that he hurt his back putting on a sock. Listeners jump in for Who Is Injured Right Now and the team dives into another round of Funeral Faux Pas. The morning wraps with more heartfelt nominations in Save Our Pub and Wine Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

The team pays tribute to the late Neale Daniher, reflecting on the extraordinary impact he and his family have had through their FightMND foundation, which has driven world‑leading research and awareness. Alex shares that it’s not the circumstances but how you face them that defines you, as tributes pour in from across the country.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

Christian kicks off Three Word Weekend as Rio and Producer Caitlin recount their Sydney AirBnB misadventure, followed by Christian reflecting on 28 years of marriage and the flower bill that sent Sarah straight back to the florist. The team officially welcomes Pete to the family, while listeners jump in for Shortest and Longest Moves and heartfelt Save Our Pub nominations, before wrapping with Middle Aged Bands for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

We officially welcome Pete on the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2026

Kicking off with Double Thumbs Up before Christian turns to Patsy for advice ahead of his wedding anniversary tomorrow. Listeners jump in for Knock Off Friday, sharing when they’re clocking off for the week. Plus, Late to the Party, Catches and Drops and Pub Songs in At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

The team share the shows they've been loving and why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Christian battles a faulty air‑con and kicks off How Far Did You Move, hearing everything from cross‑country relocations to listeners who shifted just a few metres. Plus, Tombstone Texts & Small Thing Big Joy before another round of Save Our Pub, with heartfelt calls nominating beloved locals in need of support. The show wraps with Fast Food Bands for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

After Alex shares he's moving house, listeners call in with how far they moved - from metres to miles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Christian opens the show with a Spy‑Gate update, gutted by the latest twist in Southampton’s saga. Three Word Wednesday brings gems before the team dives into What Did You Injure, where callers share the bizarre ways they’ve hurt themselves. Plus, the launch of Save Our Pub - inviting listeners to nominate local pubs in need of a $5,000 boost, with heartfelt stories pouring in from across the country. Finally, the team wraps with Ancient Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Oi Australia, we want to talk about your local pub. You know the one. Old Mate’s been fused to the same barstool since 2014, and the pool table wobbles like it’s had a big night. And honestly… we wouldn’t have it any other way.But Christian and the @xxxx crew reckon these national treasures deserve a bit of TLC. So here’s what’s happening.🍻 Five pubs will get $5K 🏆 And one truly deserving pub will get the ultimate makeoverIf your local is held together by duct tape, memories and sheer Aussie spirit, this is its shot. Tag @thechristianoconnellshow, use #saveourpub, and hit the Gold website for the details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

The team discuss the signs they're an adult - from climbing ladders, life insurance to mopping the floors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Christian’s caught in a Facebook Marketplace saga as Sarah sells his golf clubs for next to nothing… and then lists a gift he gave her. He brings the dilemma to the team: is that totally fine or totally out of line?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Patsy manages to score a life-size cutout of Billie Eilish for her daughter. Listeners share their favorite life-sized cardboard cutouts from the good old days of video stores. From Keanu Reeves to Arnold Schwarzenegger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2026

Alex shares his family link to the Siege of Tobruk, which sparks listeners to call in for "What's Your Fame In The Family?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2026

The whole show goes supersonic today as Christian and the team gear up for Top Gun’s 40th anniversary. The show kicks off with Double Thumbs Ups, then it’s a nostalgia blast with What Was Acceptable in the 80s. To celebrate the big 4‑0, At Work Time Wasters transforms classic 80s movies into middle‑aged masterpieces, including 'Honey I’ve Thrown My Back Out' and 'Didn’t Sleep Too Well in Seattle'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

The team chat through everything they’re loving on screen at the moment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

Kicking off with Tombstone Texts - from Patsy accidentally launching “Woodgate” with her new neighbours to Rio proudly road‑testing his mum’s beach chair indoors. Another round of Small Thing Big Joy celebrates industrial‑strength vacuuming, nostalgic sci‑fi binges and that perfect first sip of coffee. Christian also unveils the show’s Top Gun Friday plans as they gear up to celebrate 40 years of Top Gun. Plus, the team reveals their Celebrity Crushes before wrapping with Muscle Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

Christian discusses the recent controversy surrounding Southampton FC's intern who was caught spying on the opposing team's training session. Christian is stressed about the situation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

Kicking off with Three Word Wednesday before the team unpacks last night’s Federal Budget with Budget Bingo! Plus, another round of Moving Big Things, What Are the Odds and a Viking‑themed At Work Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

We're counting down the mentions of the word "budget" in last night's budget. Listeners are challenged to guess how many times the word was said, with the winner taking home $250.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

Monday Winners & Losers kicks off with Patsy shaming Chris for wearing moccasins out of the house, Alex being reminded forever about his wife’s 40th, and Christian debating whether he should cut his visit to England short to watch the World Cup.  Plus, A to Z of Aussie Slang, Signs You’re an Adult, Transporting Big Things and Budget Bands for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

Rio shares a wild story about his neighbor's trampoline Facebook Marketplace sale. The buyer transported it trampoline home in a questionable way. Christian's reactions range from amusement to concern, as he tries to make sense of the situation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

The team recaps their Mother’s Day, with Patsy admitting she saw the Billie Eilish movie twice. Listeners jump in with the films they’ve watched back‑to‑back, before 3 Word Weekend brings birthday venue fails, sweaty joggers and Christian’s full blown “meatball meltdown.” Monday Menders returns with DIY disasters, makeshift fishing gear and the mysterious “rat hammock,” and the phones light up with callers sharing the oddest jobs they’ve ever had - from medieval educators to horse clairvoyants and supermarket spies. Plus, brand new Misheard Lyrics and a messy round of At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

Christian is excited to welcome Pete, a former key member of the Kyle and Jackie O show, to The Christian O'Connell Show! With a mix of humour and heart, Pete talks about his new role and the energy he's bringing to the team.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2026

Patsy's shares her Mother's Day with her daughter, including a thrilling experience watching Billie Eilish's 3D concert film, twice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2026

Big Friday Energy on The Christian O’Connell Show. Starting with Double Thumbs and Bright Side of the Weekend, Rio gambles on Aus Post delivering his mum’s beach chair in time for Mother’s Day, Christian accidentally hides Sarah’s gift in a bin bag, and Patsy delivers a heartfelt shout out to her mum for Mother's Day. Then it’s Caught With Your Pants Down - Part Two before crowning Australia’s Funniest Mum during a live stand up comedy show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2026

The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2026

The show begins with Tombstone Texts leading to a deep dive into eco‑friendly dishwashing sheets, before shifting to the World Cup drama at Fed Square in Melbourne. Then it’s a huge round of Small Thing, Big Joy, Caught With Your Pants Down moments and Clothing Movies for At Work Time Waster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

Christian is joined by Alex to discuss the World Cup and the decision to not show the games at Federation Square in Melbourne. They're talking about the impact on the city's sports-loving community and the potential consequences of this move. Christian shares his thoughts on the importance of coming together as a nation during the World Cup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

We kick off with Three Word Week - Patsy becomes obsessed with her security‑camera neighbourhood watch, Alex unleashes Nerf‑gun mayhem, and Rio witnesses “old people privilege” in a supermarket queue.  Plus, another round of Australia’s Funniest Mum, Car Names and Power Outages & What Are The Odds. We wrap with Athlete Songs for At Work Time Wasters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Rio recalls a Zoom call with his family, where they revealed his bisexuality, and the humorous reactions that followed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of “hot pelicans”.  Plus, Signs You’re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into Bad Time for a Power Cut, more Australia’s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelicans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend. Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers. Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

In this episode, Christian O'Connell's Monday Menders share their weekend DIY triumphs and disasters. From fixing a spinning brush on a robot vacuum cleaner to unclogging a toilet. Christian also dives into a lighthearted rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne, with some surprising claims about dryers and oysters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2026

We kick off with Double Thumbs Up and listeners jump in with their own recommendations, from The Boys to a Malcolm in the Middle reboot. Bright Side of the Weekend brings Patsy’s excitement for Devil Wears Prada 2 and Rio’s first‑ever drive‑in movie. Then it’s Not Supposed to Go There, featuring deep heat as toothpaste and kids dropped at the wrong school... twice. Plus, we have another cracking round of Australia’s Funniest Mum, followed by a big pour of Drink Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2026

The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

We kick off with Tombstone Texts, where Patsy's long‑gone cat Puss triggers a discussion about the lifespan of cats. Small Thing, Big Joy celebrates the little wins - new socks, fancy restaurant soap and dogs with their heads out car windows. Then listeners confess why they got in trouble at school, from flying scissors to mystery detentions. Plus, Australia’s Funniest Mum continues with more brilliant callers, before the show wraps with Nervous Movies for At Work Time Wasters!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

Tombstone Texts! What is the last text message you received that will be displayed on your tombstone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026