FULL: Ratio of Cordial to Water
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.
Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.
Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!
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| 0:00.0 | IHart Podcasts. You can hear more Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist and listen live on the free IHart app. |
| 0:09.3 | Got anything good? |
| 0:11.1 | Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. |
| 0:15.7 | Hey, this is Christian here. Thank you very much for checking out today's show. |
| 0:19.9 | Now, if you listen to our show, you're already one of us, |
| 0:23.4 | but why don't we take it a step further? I invite you to join our exclusive Brightsiders Platinum Club. |
| 0:29.0 | I'll start to call on the show The Bright Side of the Dial. It's our way of letting you know |
| 0:33.2 | what our show's about, what we stand for. And the the bright side is platinum club is our very own |
| 0:38.9 | inner circle so come and join us what do you get when you join the bright side is platinum club |
| 0:43.7 | you get your own membership card you also get access to our private inner circle it's a private |
| 0:48.7 | facebook group in there our first alerts early ideas before they become anything on the show, which means you can |
| 0:55.3 | out-shape the show and also say no before something becomes a bad idea on the show. You get |
| 1:00.2 | the time-wasters the day before when Ria and I come up with the ideas of time-wasters, you'll hear |
| 1:04.7 | them before anybody else. Also, every Friday dropping into your inbox a unique private message from me to all the brightsiders, only the brightsiders, not for on air. |
| 1:17.1 | So if you want to join us, the only thing I need you to do is text the word brightsiders to 0475-03-1043. |
| 1:25.9 | I look forward to seeing you in there. And now, enjoy today's show. |
| 1:30.0 | The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Good morning, Pat. |
| 1:34.1 | Morning, everyone. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Alex. |
| 1:37.9 | Good morning. Two strange things have happened to me because of the uniqueness of what this is that I do for a living. |
| 1:45.4 | First one, I get an email yesterday from a lady who doesn't listen to the show, but she said, I teach astrology. |
| 1:51.7 | I'm an astrologer. |
| 1:53.4 | And a couple of the students in the class, they can bring famous people's star charts that date at birth to the class and we want the class one |
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