FULL: That's A Sexy Pelican
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of “hot pelicans”.
Plus, Signs You’re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into Bad Time for a Power Cut, more Australia’s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.
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| 0:00.0 | IHart Podcasts. You can hear more Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist and listen live on the free IHart app. |
| 0:09.3 | Got anything good? |
| 0:11.1 | Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. |
| 0:15.7 | Hey, this is Christian here. Thank you very much for checking out today's show. |
| 0:19.9 | Now, if you listen to our show, you're already one of us. But why don't we take it a step further? I invite you to join our exclusive Brightsiders Platinum Club. I'll start a call on the show The Bright Side of the Dial. It's our way of letting you know what our show's about, what we stand for. And the Bright Siders Platinum Club is our very own inner circle. |
| 0:40.0 | So come and join us. What do you get? When you join the Bright Side is Platinum Club, you get your |
| 0:44.1 | own membership card. You can also get access to our private inner circle. It's a private Facebook group. |
| 0:49.5 | In there, our first alerts, early ideas before they become anything on the show, which means you can out-shape |
| 0:55.7 | the show and also say no before something becomes a bad idea on the show. You get the time |
| 1:00.5 | wasters the day before when Ria and I come up with the ideas of time-wasters, you'll hear them |
| 1:04.9 | before anybody else. Also, every Friday dropping into your inbox a unique private message from me to all the brightsiders, only the brightsiders, not for on air. |
| 1:17.1 | So if you want to join us, the only thing I need you to do is text the word brightsiders to 0475-03-1043. |
| 1:25.9 | I look forward to seeing you in there. And now, enjoy today's show. |
| 1:30.0 | The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Pat. |
| 1:35.8 | Morning. Good morning. Good morning. All right. Every Tuesday show, the first half for an hour, we ask you, how was your Monday? How did you start the week? |
| 1:45.0 | Would you say you're a Monday winner or loser? Let me know. |
| 1:48.0 | 0475-03-1043. |
| 1:50.9 | Pat, are your winner or loser? |
| 1:52.2 | Absolute winner, 100% ding, ding, ding, ding. |
| 1:55.2 | Because the tickets went on sale yesterday for our daughter's theatre production. |
| 2:00.1 | They do two a year for this |
| 2:02.0 | wonderful theatre school that she goes to. And so they went on sale yesterday and I was bang hot |
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