Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Journeying back in time, your elegant hosts travel to the ancient olympic games. From nakedness, unusual tools, to questioning the accuracy of the history told by your Master of Balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, Markiplier becomes entranced in it all. Especially the orgies for moral... Anyways, slather on some olive oil, dust up with some sand, and wrestle your friends into enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

From Typhoid to wild dogs, and alongside the events of the World's Fair… It’s the OLYMPICS! This week, your elegant hosts, Markiplier and Tyler Scheid, take you on a journey through the events of the disastrous 1904 Olympics. Cut your pants into shorts, hitchhike to St Louis, and sail your way into this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024

This week on GMFST, your cavemen return as Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a sandy journey to his birth state's born sport. With the regular check in on Caitlin Clark first, your hosts spike, dig, and dive for balls, specifically Volleyballs, as they prime themselves for beachy battle. Grab a friend, grab two enemies, a net, and a ball as you join in on this glorious Beach Volleyball Primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2024

Fireworks, barbecue, and AMERICA!!! That's right, it's a 4th of July Special and your elegant hosts celebrate GMFST style by... BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO TOGETHER!!! Markiplier issues an Olympic Bounty & Tyler Scheid shares his divisive thoughts on fireworks. Don't worry, sports are talked about too! Register to vote, prepare for the Olympics, and please keep your fingers on your hands throughout this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

INCOMING DRAMA!!! Pat McAfee gets called out, Markiplier throws his weight, and Tyler Scheid was a horse boy?? After trotting into this episode ever so ballsy, your hosts finally giddy up into the primer of the very "real" sport of Hobby Horsing. Grab your saddle/stick, don your riding shoes, and gallop your way into this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your constitution with this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and it's going to blow your mind, just take Mark's word for it ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with video on Spotify, or simply enjoy it all in absolute audio glory!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the double-handed badminton primer, chaos... extra chaos is included when you watch on Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2024

A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video from Thailand if you WATCH on Spotify ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2024

Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll never guess the hills, turns, and slips in this one!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2024

Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding chair to hit them with, and enjoy this week's episode! Oh and do please tell us your favorite wrestler on the subreddit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2024

Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2024

Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trama'd Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’s episode on how sports can save lives! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2024

The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2024

Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 February 2024

It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 February 2024

FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2024

Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2024

Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGEMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2024

Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2024

Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2024

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2024

It's time to look back on 2023 and reminisce on Taylor Swi... GO! My Favorite Sports Team! Wait, the podcast is restarting!!?!? I guess in recollecting moments and mishaps from the past year Markiplier & Tyler Scheid want a redo!? Anyways, Listen/Watch all 52 episodes from 2023 and then, AND ONLY THEN can you endeavor to enjoy this retrospective! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2024

Ah! The early days... when your elegant hosts first met... on a mat! That's right!!! This week your hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, finally grapple with the sport that first brought them together. Hear stories of their youth, tales of when they were angsty teens, & get your mind opened up to REAL wrestling: Olympic Wrestling! Folkstyle, Freestyle, Flat-Hand, Strongman, Woman, Greco-Roman... THIS IS the Wrestling Primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 January 2024

It's the end of the year, and our elegant hosts take some time to reflect back on the sports that have been featured on the podcast! What will the sports' fates be!? Are they of worth or absolute trash? Has this all been a part of your imagination since the very beginning!? Is the master of balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, even real!? What about Markiplier!? Find out where everything stands only by listening/watching this top tier episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 December 2023

Happy holidays and merry Christmas! It really is a magical time of year, and with that magic your host, Markiplier, whisks the master of balls & holes, Tyler Scheid, back in time for a beautiful Christmas story!! That's right, baby Tyler returns and is sent... into the trenches of WORLD WAR I!?!? With his shovel and soiled diaper, baby Tyler navigates his way into the Christmas Truce of 1914. Snuggle up by a warm fire, grab a cup of hot chocolate and... WHAT!!! A gift/contest for our elegant viewers/listeners!?!? Better listen close while you enjoy this special holiday episode ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2023

Ah the checkered board of mental masterfulness... a place where your heart can lead you to a queen or was it a trap... a Queen's Gambit!!! That's right, this week your ever illustrious hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive pawn first into Chess! Was it invented by the Roman Empire? Who has a life-long grudge against En Passant!? Will your host duel!? You'll just have to tune in to find the answers and so much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2023

Mountains... snowcapped titans of challenges ripe for sporting! Seeing the perfect opportunity for sport, your elegant host Tyler Scheid once again summons Markiplier and together they embark on the Mountaineering Primer. Join baby Mark as he faces the climb of Mount Everest. Will he navigate the treacherous landscape to reach the summit or has Tyler finally pushed him too far? Check your oxygen tanks, put on your crampons, and bundle up for this week's picturesque episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2023

You've heard Markiplier and Tyler shout WILL do this!! You've listened/watched the seamlessly edited episodes of GMFST! But who is this mysterious figure that responds & makes editing magic!?!? This week, Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes is joined by Wade from Distractible as they interrogate this Will the editor before his departure from both podcasts. Grab your pitchforks, or boxes of tissues… And witness the end of an era as we join together for this farewell episode to Will!! Goodbye! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2023

Happy Turkey Day! Or Happy completely ordinary Thursday if you aren't in the US! This week, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the sporting & athletic events surrounding Thanksgiving!! Whether that be trotting, hunting, wrangling, or stuffing, your sporting hosts have you covered! Indulge in some delicious food, let someone you care about know how thankful you are for them, and enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2023

Extra! Extra! Listen (& watch *only on Spotify*) all about it! This week, Tyler and Markiplier bring you new news, news new to you, and maybe new news you already knew, as well as a completely genuine and heartfelt apology for the egregiously factual facts in the F1 episode!??? Sharpen your eyes and rush the GMFST reddit field as soon as you finish this elegant & entertaining episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2023

Feeling a need, a need FOR SPEED!!! With a time crunch & their engines primed, Tyler & Markiplier zoom through the world of Formula 1! With key pitstops on the athleticism of drivers, the upcoming Las Vegas Street Circuit, F1 speed comparisons, and the why of racing, you better buckle up for this fast-paced primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 November 2023

It's a bird! It's A Plane! IT'S… Tyler!?!? This week, Tyler recounts his adventure soaring high above the ground when he went paragliding, while Markiplier cleans the dust off his totally existent engineering degree to explain the physics & engineering that allows humans to fly. Tighten your harness, check your reserve chute, then take the leap and let this beautiful episode fly its way into being one of your favorites!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2023

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! To get you into the spirit of this spooky holiday, Tyler and Markiplier lower the lights & take turns uttering tales of ghosts, curses, and other chilling stories… but focused on sports related instances of course! Be prepared to be scaroused as this episode is chalk full of Tricks & Treats for all your elegant ears to enjoy muhahahaha ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2023

Warning! Laughing Hazard! Please be advised, do not operate heavy machinery or motor vehicles while tuning into this episode!! Now that that’s out of the way, Happy National Pumpkin Day! To celebrate the SEXY orange symbol of fall, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the wild world of the pumpkin & the sports/sports-like surrounding the heavily favored fall gourd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2023

Your cries for a Rugby Primer have finally been answered! With no memory of his journey in the animated dimension, Markiplier is possessed by the J'ACUSSE ghosts, allowing them to call out Tyler for ignoring their pleas. Once Mark is able to free himself from their clutches, Tyler walks him onto the rugby field and introduces him to the sport that grandparented American football. Toss on some cleats, grab an egg-shaped ball, watch the rugby world cup, and enjoy this timely episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2023

There's chaos in the GMFST studio! Markiplier has been turned into an animated character! Unshaken, Tyler takes this opportunity to welcome all the new Swiftie football fans and replays a GMFST fan favorite, the NFL Primer! Will Tyler survive the chaos, or will Mark pull him into his animated world? P.S. We’ll be back next week with a truly new episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2023

Baby Markiplier has grown up and is NOW the Master of Shuttlecocks and End Zones! Today, acting as our sports expert, Mark leads newly appointed sports not-knower, Tyler, on a journey to Korea's sports landscape. With the roles now reversed, Baby Tyler must compete in Korean sports while coached by this Master of Shuttlecocks & Touchdowns. Can Baby Tyler survive Markiplier's trials by sport or will he flounder in this sudden switch-a-roo? Now GO! and launch yourself into this worldly episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2023

THE SPORTS WORLD HAS COME TO SCREECHING HALT... for LOVE!! Your elegant hosts go down the rabbit hole of Taylor Swift and how she has Enchanted "some football guy." Will Markiplier play the Anti-Hero in this episode and create some Bad Blood with Swifties? Or can Tyler get him to Shake It Off with a friendship bracelet and paint the picture of this new "Royal Couple" and their potentially budding romance? Put on your favorite Cardigan, and find out right now!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2023

Strap in and tie on for an episode chalk full of fun and frankly just plain ROCKS! After appeasing the NFL football fan horde and banishing the J'ACCUSE ghosts, your magnificent hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, reach new heights and fall to new lows while scrambling their way through a primer on competitive rock climbing. Can you meet the challenge presented within this episode? Listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2023

It’s finally here! An episode that you've begged, pleaded, insisted, j'accused your elegant hosts for! While temperatures outside are still hot enough to melt the ice, Tyler dives right in, guiding baby Markiplier through the sport of hockey in a way so different than the last hockey primer that you'd think it was an entirely different sport! Grab your sticks, toss a puck & maybe even an octopus, and enjoy ;P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2023

Although the official spooky month is still weeks away, the vengeful ghosts of J'ACCUSE return, refusing to be ignored for a moment longer!! After banishing these vengeful ghosts, Tyler and Markiplier pop the conversation back and forth as they pull what they know about the fast paced sport of Ultimate frisbee from their brains… Grab a frisbee, a few friends, and enjoy! But watch out for those aliens… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2023

Howdy Y'all! This time on *unintelligible cryptid noises*! My Favorite Sports Team, Markiplier leads the way in an important discussion on the complicated and controversial world of sports betting. The conversation is kicked off by discussing the live streaming platform Kick and leads into how the sports world is starting to adopt gambling lines into their mainstream content. Take a gamble on today's episode, what have you got to lose? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2023

Why pump iron when you could be "Jumping for Jesus"?? This week, our elegant hosts Tyler and Mark swap stories about the weird, wacky, & questionably effective workouts they've done and clash over who has the best hair (hint:it's Tyler). Grab your water bottle, throw on some sneakers, and enjoy this adventurous episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2023

After the most eloquent of J’accuses which set the new standard, Tyler decides to reward the author of that J’accuse & finally bring the Skiing Primer back from the dead...HOWEVER, Mark has other plans & battles to change the subject and divert the episode down a slippery slope of distrac… I mean, “go away from these thought processes!” Which host succeeds? Is this truly the skiing primer?? Tune in now & find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2023