Markiplier Got BETRAYED!?
Go! My Favorite Sports Team
Go! My Favorite Sports Team
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🗓️ 16 July 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, elegant listeners, and welcome to go my favorite sports team. |
| 0:27.4 | Welcome. |
| 0:28.1 | So there's going to be some interesting, amazing things happening in the stream. |
| 0:33.7 | Tyler spent years preparing for the stream. |
| 0:36.5 | Totally. |
| 0:37.3 | Years. Why is my hair such a pain today? What's wrong with it? It's just being obnoxious. At least you don't have hair that stabs you in the eye all the time. That's true. I have had that before. I went to get a haircut and I specifically was like, no, I just wanted to go short. I don't want it to be the length where it's going to poke me in the eye. And guess how long it is? The length to poke you in the eye. Almost exactly the length to poke me in the eye. It happens every time. I go there. I'm like, I want to cut short. I need to get a cut. And I just like, I just want it to not be to where it would poke me in the eye. What they heard was poke me in the eye. It gets to the length where it pokes me in the eye. It's not fair. Also, I always, the whole thing. Me getting a haircut, it's always a roll of the dice. What's going to be? I don't know. Even if I go to the same person again and again, it's always completely. That's because my hair, it changes a lot based on humidity, heat, what I did, how I slept. So when I go in there and they see what it is, like, because I don't style it. I mean, I wash it. But even me washing it, it'll be some days it'll be completely curled up. Some days it'll do this thing. I don't know why it's doing like this. Up. |
| 1:48.0 | Like the... But even me washing it, it'll be... Some days it'll be completely curled up. Some days it'll do this thing. |
| 1:44.6 | I don't know why it's doing like this... |
| 1:46.0 | Like, up? It's like the... It's like curtain bangs. Yeah, I don't know why... I didn't do that intentionally. That's just what it decided to do. But other days it's like... And it goes all the other way around. It's... It's bizarre. |
| 1:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:59.5 | So that's why when I go there, they don't know what to think of my hair because it just is very different all the time. |
| 2:06.2 | I mean, I luckily have the curly hair, so they cut it and it just looks fine either way. |
| 2:11.9 | So we're back again. |
| 2:12.9 | No, you are not the Senate. |
| 2:14.5 | No, you do not get to have powers in regards to deciding the fate of a |
| 2:19.4 | city, but you do get to have powers in the fate of who wants to know sports. Or whatever the hell |
| 2:26.6 | is going to be. Today we're doing a pseudo rendition of the show. Who's line is it or not who |
| 2:32.6 | wants to be a millionaire? Whose line is the millionaires? |
| 2:35.7 | Whose line is the millionaires? |
| 2:37.6 | Who wants to be a millionaire? |
| 2:39.2 | But Mark is being quizzed based on all of the sports we have covered and see how much |
| 2:45.0 | knowledge he has retained. |
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