Tyler Needs a Wife?!

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Sports News, Sports, News, Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Robbers of wives oh my!? Wait, stealing wives!? After banishing recent j’accuse ghosts & questioning the form of unicycle racers, Markiplier & that other guy, Tyler Scheid, carry on about the Finnish sport of wife carrying. Find a wife, grab an ice-cold glass of “wife carrying drink,” & run through the obstacles to get to the episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to go my favorite sports team, the podcast that's going to educate you.
0:29.9	Make your brain bigger.
0:31.1	Make other things bigger, too.
0:32.9	And I'm going to be bigger than ever because my fame never stops.
0:37.1	Me, me, me.
0:38.5	There's practically nobody else on this podcast that matters.
0:41.7	But here he is anyway.
0:43.3	Tyler!
0:45.0	I matter!
0:47.2	When it comes to sports knowledge, I matter.
0:49.7	And Mark, today we have a fantastic new sport for you that unfortunately I logistically cannot participate in.
0:57.8	But you finally can.
1:01.2	Is it a short sport?
1:03.6	No, but you can participate.
1:05.5	Bob can participate.
1:06.9	Wade can participate.
1:08.2	Ethan can't participate.
1:09.7	I can't participate.
1:10.4	What's the common denominator here? Let me guess this out. All right. Me, Bob Wade, not Ethan? Not Ethan, not me. Okay. So it's a distractible only. Jesse can't participate. Oh, crap. I'm trying to think of us. Yeah, no. He wouldn't be on that podcast either.
1:28.1	Ah, it's a sport only for the top 100 podcasts in America.
1:34.0	I will say only, I don't.
1:38.2	Oh, I'm sorry, man.
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