Hello. Uh, hello. Welcome.

I don't know what that was. Didn't even sound like me. People probably tuned into this and were like,

I clicked the wrong podcast here. What the hell is this?

Welcome to Go, my favorite sports team, where you cheer on your favorite sports team, and you don't know who they are because we haven't taught you, and you better hope it's not hockey, because you're never going to know. You're never going to know. No, they could be a big fan of hockey. The hockey primer wasn't that bad.

I hear the jacuzes in the future echoing into the past.

Bring it on.

I don't even know hockey. But then again, I don't know half the sports that this guy says.

But he knows him because he has the master's degree.

I done dittily do. I don't know why I said that. I sounded like Flanders next door to Homer Simpson. As opposed to the other Flanders? You know, maybe somebody thought I said flounders, so they thought I was the fish and little mermaid. I don't know, man. No, no, you give notes back. You would make sure that the editors put in Flanders. I would not make sure of that. I don't correct my mistakes. Half the time the flubs are in there and it's like, lo, that's fair. Anyway, all right, welcome to this podcast where we're going to talk about sports, or rather, I'm going to talk about sports, because I did research, and by research, I mean shamelessly stealing from sports websites that have done this already.

I'm reading articles.

Yeah, but you made your own decision after looking at a few of them and sorted them

into your own order and own way.

I have them in the list that the tabs are open on my computer.

This is Markiplier, everybody.

World known YouTuber extraordinaire. All right. So,

most of these are from, I'm just going to say straight up, the Bleacher Report. Okay.

There's others here, like Wikipedia. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. There's a place

there for it. That must be like a really new website. Like, must be. You don't even know what the episode's about unless you read the title, which most people that click on a podcast actually don't read the title, which is fair because usually the title doesn't have anything to do with the episode. But in this episode, it does? Top 10 question mark? I don't even know what this is going to be about. There's way more than 10 here.

Top 100?

No.

Top 17.

He might as well just say every number now and the editor can put in whatever number

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