Dwile Drinking

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

News, Comedy, Sports News, Sports

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! After sharing what’s going on in their lives & a grocery shopping tip, your hostsTipsy Tyler Scheid & Maudlin Markiplier stumble into pub sports! From the REAL sport of dwile flonking(yes, it IS real, invented in the 1960s), cornhole, darts, & more, your hosts knock back one after another! Make your favorite cocktail, share it with a friend, & enjoy this bullseye of an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello. Hello and welcome to go, my favorite sports team.
0:28.7	Today, we enter the pub where people watch sports, enjoy sports, and do all kinds of things in sports.
0:35.6	He's going to make me get drunk.
0:38.5	Oh, oh, oh, heart attack,. Hard to attack. Hard to attack. Can you just leave me here hanging? I don't know how to respond to that. You say yes, yes, yes, chug. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shots. Everybody! I'm going to drink a fifth of vodka, a 12th of rum, a 16th and a half of fireball, two 40 seconds of some drain cleaner.
1:06.2	And then I'm going to...
1:07.8	Is this like your last supper, but with alcohol?
1:11.1	It will be the last drink I ever take.
1:13.5	Like your last meal on death row, but instead it's your last beverages.
1:17.6	Yes.
1:17.9	Close your eyes, everybody.
1:18.8	All right.
1:20.6	Open them.
1:21.1	I got nothing.
1:25.2	I hope the editors do the...
1:27.1	Like, I close
1:29.2	They're driving those listeners
1:30.6	Just like all right
1:31.4	We're not liable for anything that results from you listening to Mark on your own free will
1:39.8	We're not liable for you
1:42.2	Exactly
1:43.3	Yeah exactly yeah, yeah.
1:45.2	But yeah, today we're going to be getting into the pub and talking about local pub sports.
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