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The Real Housewives of Orange County get together for flag football and it’s poor on poor as the ladies kick Jen while she’s down. Ah well, at least we get to watch Alexis stalk Shannon some more. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Published: 26 July 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, the ladies head to Bali. Will Brooks bail? Will Taleen beg for stuff? And will a tattle tale ruin a core friendship? How many more questions can we write for this one description? Will we find out? Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

On Below Deck Mediterranean, Bri uses a notebook to keep track of vital laundry hacks like “Don’t mix colors and whites” or “Don’t put cashmere in the dryer” or “Don’t stick a fork in an electrical outlet.”  But is it a burn book too? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

Rachel Fuda throws a very sad pajama party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teresa clues us in on the smoking gun she has on Marge.  Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

It’s the final week of Love Island, which means it’s the final week of our romantic coverage. Where does our relationship stand? Will Ben get vulnerable? Will Ronnie try to close it off? For the season finale recap which comes out later today join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon along with all of our bonuses and Crappens on Demand videos! Enjoy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

This is part 2 of a two-parterGina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2024

This is part one of a two-parter!Gina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Brooks and Taleen have a screaming match on a public street, a big no-no for the country.  Will this lead to consequences?  Probably not.  But it was funny!  Also, Chanel hosts a fashion show, and Caroline Stanbury welcomes everyone into her home. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

A forest fire threatens to upend a new charter on Below Deck Mediterranean while Bri continues to struggle with the esoteric art of sorting laundry. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2024

This week on House of the Dragon, Aemond’s burning it up on the throne, Alicent has had it with men’s bullshit, and RaeRae realizes that her husband might not be on her side. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

Melissa insists on cosplaying as a fashion designer this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and everyone else waits for Danielle to smash something on the side of Jen Aydin’s head again. We’re covering Love Island on our Patreon. Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

We decided to celebrate Love Island by closing it off and dedicating ourselves to four mini caps a week over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We’ll be releasing those minis one week later as a free episode here on our main feed. Enjoy! And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon! Enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

This is part two of a two-parter!Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids all moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 July 2024

This is part 1 of a two-parter!Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 July 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sara’s son twerks, Brooks doesn’t take the Taleen fight bait, and Sergio’s mom tells him to save himself. We’re going to be doing four bonuses a week on Love Island US over on our Patreon! Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Ellie and Bri continue to feud on Below Deck Med while Iain drops the ball yet again. It all leads to anchor drama that’s so dire that all three of the nameless crew members emerge from their hole to help. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2024

This week on House of the Dragon, the war finally steps into high gear as the dragon battle commences.  And in typical Game of Thrones style, it has a heartbreaking outcome.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sergio and Raffi put pressure on Caroline and Taleen to bear sons. Meanwhile, Sara brings around her hawt potential boyfriend Akin, and Ayan crams a ball gown into a Lambo. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean the relationship between Ellie and Bri takes a sharp turn after they both express romantic interest for Joe.  Plus, Trishelle arrives on the boat.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2024

Welcome to our bi-weekly Instagram Live dedicated to all things Bravo. Tonight we're talking about Kenya being fired from RHOA, Summer House goss, and Kim Zolciak's new gross fling. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2024

This is part 2! This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

This is part one of a two-parter This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

This is part two of a two-parterThis week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

Aesha Scott @aesha_jean joins us to chat about killing it as chief stew on multiple seasons and iterations of Below Deck, the differences between real life and show life, and helping to shape a modernized HR landscape of the franchise. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Caroline finally moves into her house, no thanks to Sergio who continues to pester her about being the man of the house. Meanwhile, Chanel goes to the dentist to learn her age and later throws a Queen’s party.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Jono attempts to right the ship with his cooking, but an overcooked lava cake may be his undoing. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

This week on House of the Dragon, twins find themselves, uh, at odds shall we say?  Plus, there are Hand issues afoot and many sullen people.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

This is part one of a two-part recap! For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

Real Housewives of Orange County is returning for its 18th Season and we’re here to trash the trailer. Normally, these preview episodes are Patreon exclusives, so if you want more like them join Patreon for bonus episodes and video recaps! Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensWatch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai (S02E03), Caroline pledges to stop micromanaging Sergio, which is his biggest nightmare, and Taleen tries to set Sara up on a date.  Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2024

House of the Dragon is back!  And it’s bringing all the good stuff we’ve come to expect from the Game of Thrones universe:  dragons, intrigue, and horrifying murder.  The feel-good TV show of the year!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2024

Cheffy begins to slip on this week’s Below Deck Med (S09E03), and unfortunately for him it’s when Captain Sandy’s good friend is on board. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024

Crappy Hour returns from hiatus to discuss Kenya Moore revenge porn allegations, Summer House’s cheating rumors, the cancellation of RHONJ’s reunion, and The Traitors cast announcement. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E07), Tre’s housewarming gift worms its way over to the Gorga household.  Plus, Marge and Jackie’s relationship reaches a new low.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

This is part 2!Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

Caroline Brooks works overtime trying to find something to argue about on Real Housewives of Dubai. Will she get under Stanbury’s steel coat of skin? Probably not. But it’s fun watching her try. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

This is part one of a two-part recap!It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

This is part 2 of a two-parter!Brittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

This is part one of a two-parterBrittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

This is part two! Welp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

This is part one of a two parterWelp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

This is part 2We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

This is part 1 of our live show in Birmingham!We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

We joined forces with the good people of Dublin to laugh at a classic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County S11E15 : “Shamrocks and Shockwaves”. Kelly Kellies and gets bullied by the other girls after putting Tamra into the fetal position on a sprinter van. Get all our bonus episodes and Crappens on Demand videos at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024