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This is part 2 of a two-part recapPool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

This is part 2 of a two-part recapVanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!Vanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are still in Greece, and this time Meredith breaks down over not being able to speak to toddler Brooksie and Angie flips over a trademark. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

We absolutely CANNOT believe that Joe stepped out on V the first chance he had! Below Deck Mediterranean has us shaking our heads but also patting our backs for seeing this coming a mile away. Plus, a cliffhanger twist! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

This week on Crappy Hour, we have the honor of laughing with the incomparable Alison Roman (Instagram: @alisoneroman)! We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

Contessa throws herself a party on Married To Medicine, and then gets mad when Brandi’s husband pays for dinner.  And on an episode about opening the wallet, Dr. Simone’s kids learn the hard way what happens when they ask for too much.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2Angel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of  Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted?  Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

This is part one of twoAngel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of  Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted?  Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2Jennifer Tilly hosts a sip ‘n’ draw party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the group meets newbie Amanda. Afterwards, Kyle inches closer to sharing her truth about her dating life. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

This is part 1 of 1Jennifer Tilly hosts a sip ‘n’ draw party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the group meets newbie Amanda. Afterwards, Kyle inches closer to sharing her truth about her dating life. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2Craig forces a rumor about Shep to light on the latest Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Austen welcomes two kittens to his home, and Whitney wakes up early. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

This is part 1 of 2Craig forces a rumor about Shep to light on the latest Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Austen welcomes two kittens to his home, and Whitney wakes up early. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2 On the second episode of the Vanderpump Rules reboot, Marcus gets his job back (shocker) and then continues to feud with Kim at Audrey’s birthday.  Plus, Chris has thoughts on ice cream. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

Part 1 of 2On the second episode of the Vanderpump Rules reboot, Marcus gets his job back (shocker) and then continues to feud with Kim at Audrey’s birthday.  Plus, Chris has thoughts on ice cream. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Greece for their big trip to Santorini, and we learn a few things along the way: 1) Bronwyn’s marriage is great! 2) Smart people have bucket shaped heads, and 3) Heather will prolong the airplane fight as long as she can. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Greece for their big trip to Santorini, and we learn a few things along the way: 1) Bronwyn’s marriage is great! 2) Smart people have bucket shaped heads, and 3) Heather will prolong the airplane fight as long as she can. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

Below Deck Mediterranean absolutely cannot continue until Nathan makes a choice of lead deckhand. Who will carry the golden chamois? In other news, Kizzie threatens to change all our lives by hooking up with a charter guest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2025

Married To Medicine focuses on Quad and Simone mess, but this time they do it at a sexy dance class in heels. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2025

The Real Housewives of Potomac has a dueling weed promo. At one, Wendy tries to remember her PIN and at the other, Stacey and Tia get into it over a lie about Thiemo. Also, Ashley dumps Beavis to search for a rich old guy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2Rachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

This is part 1 of a two part recapRachel Zoe returns to tv for the fifteenth season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle throws and activity party and Sutton has to face the group after losing to close friendships. You know it’s bad when you bring Reba on as an ally. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Southern Charm gang throws a literature party, where Craig wears a lot of guyliner and works himself into a hissy fit after no one knows who his Lost Boy hero is. Also, Austen gets cats to use as an “aw shucks” crush as he gets ready to dump his girlfriend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!The Southern Charm gang throws a literature party, where Craig wears a lot of guyliner and works himself into a hissy fit after no one knows who his Lost Boy hero is. Also, Austen gets cats to use as an “aw shucks” crush as he gets ready to dump his girlfriend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2Vanderpump Rules has returned with a whole new cast of ding dongs. They’re younger, they’re dimmer, and their hair has way less helpful products applied. Let’s do this! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapVanderpump Rules has returned with a whole new cast of ding dongs. They’re younger, they’re dimmer, and their hair has way less helpful products applied. Let’s do this! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City throw on some Founders wigs to yell at Meredith for getting drunk on a plane and pee tests are passed out…but not administered? HEY! I FEEL ROBBED! POP A SQUAT! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

This is part one of twoThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City throw on some Founders wigs to yell at Meredith for getting drunk on a plane and pee tests are passed out…but not administered? HEY! I FEEL ROBBED! POP A SQUAT! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, Captain Sandy wants Nathan to be a boss. Can he do it?  Not really. Also, Joe is trying something new for the first time: announcing that he’s doing something new!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

This is part one of twoThis week on Below Deck Mediterranean, Captain Sandy wants Nathan to be a boss. Can he do it?  Not really. Also, Joe is trying something new for the first time: announcing that he’s doing something new!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

This week on Crappy Hour, Kandi and Todd call it quits, Porsha comes out with a new girlfriend, Mia gets thrown in the clink, and Leah finally admits that she’s the problem it’s her. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

Married To Medicine is back, and in a shocking turn of events, the season begins with Dr. Simone and Quad feuding. At this point, the whole cast is sick of it, but that’s sort of what makes it funny. Plus, Heavenly is missing in action, Toya has allegations, and a new crop of cast members is ready to stir the pot. So far so good! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2!It’s not a Bravo show unless there’s a leak! But this is a fun one. The Real Housewives of Potomac try to nail down Stacey for allegedly gossiping to Chris Samuels, but it blows up in their face yet again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

It’s not a Bravo show unless there’s a leak! But this is a fun one. The Real Housewives of Potomac try to nail down Stacey for allegedly gossiping to Chris Samuels, but it blows up in their face yet again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City serves up a half-bottle episode at Valter’s as the cast confronts Meredith about her airline behavior. As a bonus, we get a refresher on how Crazy Rich Asians concludes.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

This is part one of twoThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City serves up a half-bottle episode at Valter’s as the cast confronts Meredith about her airline behavior. As a bonus, we get a refresher on how Crazy Rich Asians concludes.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

This is part 2 of 2The gang on Below Deck Mediterranean go to a beach club where they immediately get down to dry humping.  Afterwards, Nathan struggles to lead his team as spring lines, shackles, and one fugitive tender undermine his authority.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThe gang on Below Deck Mediterranean go to a beach club where they immediately get down to dry humping.  Afterwards, Nathan struggles to lead his team as spring lines, shackles, and one fugitive tender undermine his authority.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

This is part 2 of 2The girls put in more work to out Stacey as a liar on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and this time, Tia helps. But will it stick? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

This is part 1 of a two-part recap! The girls put in more work to out Stacey as a liar on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and this time, Tia helps. But will it stick? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season by letting Gretchen completely off the hook and turning everything on Tamra. It was frustrating but oddly impressive. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

This is part 1 of 2The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season by letting Gretchen completely off the hook and turning everything on Tamra. It was frustrating but oddly impressive. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

Southern Charm is back and we’re opening at Madison’s baby shower. Craig is mad at Venita for being team Paige, Salley gets in troubs for not adhering to girl code, and the boys argue over Craig’s fake alcohol recovery storyline. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has a spiritual episode as the ladies struggle with personal relationships. Along the way they make stuffed animals for Britani and feel the holy spirit in Mary’s church.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

The blah-chelor continues to whittle down his pool of maidens on Below Deck Med, and meanwhile Kizzi vultures Max, despite Cathy’s declared interest. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

Monique Samuels makes her big return to The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Jassi finally gets married!  Both events are brief and maybe not as exciting as we had hoped? But fun times nonetheless. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

We just got back from BravoCon and are here to break it down with our friends Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls! We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion motors on with a surprisingly large amount of Jenn. Tamra avoids scrutiny for her role in the naked-wasted revival; Gretchen skates by for “misspeaking,” and finally Matt Ginella takes the stage and sasses off to the cast. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

This is part 1 of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion motors on with a surprisingly large amount of Jenn. Tamra avoids scrutiny for her role in the naked-wasted revival; Gretchen skates by for “misspeaking,” and finally Matt Ginella takes the stage and sasses off to the cast. Surely we can’t think she’s a bigot now! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025