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#3444 (REWIND) S18E01 Bottled Up

Watch What Crappens

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🗓️ 9 July 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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*For our Summer week off, we’re replaying some of our favorite RHOC recaps to celebrate the upcoming Season 20 premiere. Enjoy, and we will see you next week!


This episode originally dropped July 2024

 

Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead.



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0:00.0

Hello, what happens. Hello and what happens when there's so much what happens. Hello and welcome to watch what Crapins, the podcast for all that Crapley love to discuss on Yield Robs.

0:27.9

I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hi, Ben.

0:30.3

Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

0:31.9

I'm so good. This is a very special day for us here at Crapins because it is the beginning of season 18. So here we go.

0:39.8

Dun, dun, don't, don, don't, done, done, September 7th, 2023. And we are at the reunion, last year's reunion. Now, look, we all knew something was really wrong with Shannon at last year's reunion, mostly because of her hair.

0:55.0

Her hair was a disaster. Her look was it to that her curly-headed. The clips were wrong.

1:02.4

She looked like a sunflower. Yeah, it was all. She looked like a big piece of corn. You know,

1:10.2

like she was wearing that yellow. Her hair was up. Everything was, everything was wrong. I'm surprised Pamela did not get fired after that, after that travesty. In fact, Pamela not only did not get fired, she actually wound up coming as Shannon's plus one to the party today. So Pamela has really working her way up the ladder here. I think if anybody needs to consider rehab right now is Pamela. Because Pamela is really working her way up the ladder here. I think if anybody needs to consider rehab right now, it's Pamela, because Pamela is clearly working under the influence. The clips were not clipping today either. And listen, I'm not a hair. I literally do not care about people's hair or clothes. That's not, I'm not that kind of gay. I'm not that shallow to even care. So I'm not saying like, oh my God, it's so

1:44.6

tacky. I'm saying literally the clips are like taped to the back of her head. Like what are you can

1:50.1

visibly see them? They literally look like the slides that pop out of an airplane in a water landing.

1:56.4

Okay. It was like, what is happening under that hair? Yeah, Pamela.

2:02.4

And I really like Pamela because she looks like old school Alexis Bellino, doesn't she?

2:08.1

She came back looking like Alexis Bellino, which is weird.

2:11.2

I feel like this show is bullying Shannon on every front.

2:13.7

There I said it.

2:14.6

Everyone who's going to get so mad about Shannon's DUI, you have the right to be.

2:18.5

D-O-Is are disgusting. She deserves everything she's going to get from the audience. I don't care. Stop bullying Shannon. Okay. I'm not saying I don't care about her DUI. I'm just saying it's not an excuse to bully the poor woman. But by the way, I was about to say, leave Shannon alone. no, don't leave Shannon alone Because you guys bullying Shannon is going to lead to the best Shannon season we've ever had. So keep it up. Yeah, but I was going to say that Pamela to me, it looks like Alexis Blino meets Aaron Leachie or whatever. How do you say it's Leachie, Litchie, whatever, from Real House House of New York? Lichy. I always thought it was Lechay, but I think you're right. It is Leachy. And Nick Lechay. There's some Nick Lechay in there.

2:54.6

Yeah. from real househouse of New York. Litchie. I always thought it was Lachet, but I think you're right. It is Lichy. And Nick Lachet. There's some Nick Lachey in there. Yeah, this was a savage episode because I feel like I've just gotten so used to these shows where someone gets a D-Y and everyone gathers around. It's like, you need our support right now. We're gonna get you through it. They were like, oh, fuck her. They were all like, fuck her. She got a DUI. I was like, this is

3:12.7

kind of hilarious. So we see Shannon at the reunion and Shannon doing the usual stuff. Like,

3:18.6

um, do I go out and drink sometimes? Yes. Like, for you to say that I need rehab, for you to say that I'm calling

3:25.9

people every single night. Hold on one second. I hear that it's about 11 p.m. in Paris right now. I'm just

3:32.9

going to call my friend. They are saying that I need rehab right now. Can you believe it? They are saying,

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