#3419 The Valley S3E12 Part Two: Everyone Scwartzapa-loses

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🗓️ 18 June 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap

The Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his butt.

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0:00.0	Hello, what happens.
0:04.0	What happens?
0:05.0	What much what crap is?
0:07.0	Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is?
0:11.0	It's so funny.
0:12.0	Which what crap is.
0:14.0	Oh, what happens?
0:15.0	What happens when there's so much that happens?
0:19.0	Hello and welcome to watch what crap is. A podcast about all that crap on Bracken happens when there's so much that happens.
0:26.3	Hello and welcome to watch our crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.
0:27.7	This is part two of the recap.
0:30.3	If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed.
0:31.0	It's right there.
0:33.9	And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
0:40.7	So then they go to this hotel or whatever and they're being greeted.
0:42.8	They're talking about how much they love it.
0:44.0	They're in Pontomita.
0:45.3	That's where you go. Punta.
0:46.6	Punta de Mita.
0:48.2	It's P.K.
0:50.2	And Kristen is just sitting in the back.
0:53.2	Everybody else gets off, but Kristen's just sitting there with the baby.
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